The alternative is simple. The seven seas are calling out to you. :)

I was having a hard time, this made me smile. Thank you.

Sobble energy.

If the QR code was just encoded text or an image as apposed to a weblink, then this could have been avoided. Although, I'm not sure how many QR readers support images, and if your phone doesn't have a built-in QR app nor you have a third-party one, then you'd be SOL anyways.

No, but it is tradition.

QUICK! COMPLAIN THAT THEY'RE TOO GAY! STAT!

Excuse you. That Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island logo is IMPERITIVE to the meme.

Why does that image exist?

there's something in herently disturbing in people setting their pfp to a pre-teen then horny posting

Can someone explain why this is being downvoted?

Xc W... Beourtoful.

:o Sheff!

Yes, but that'd be the same as just having a physical menu in the first place. And that's just far too logical for these quirky little restaraunts.

Mumther.