Bouncy PORK.

Oh man, this bums me out.

I am also alive because cat.

How does this not prompt a special election?!

I use it in my nose after a nosebleed and put it on popsicle sticks to put in houseplants to be a sticky trap for flying pests

I'm a massage therapist just blundering my way through this space...

People will tell you a lot if you pay attention. People ask me all the time "how did you know...?" but they told me, either in behavior or mannerisms or whatever. Just be observant and you'll pick up a lot more than people know they're letting on.

Absolutely monsterous. Devestating.

And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

How long I've been single

I just thought this was cute

Orange steel

I'm beginning to plan hosting a monthly dinner for friends, maybe starting in the fall. I'm excited thinking about having people I love gather over food regularly

I accidentally spoiled Dumbledore's death for a college roommate (she was a late adopter and it was probably 5+ years since the book came out)

Broken clocks and all that..

I used poignant wrong for a long time, when it came to describing memories. I thought it meant the memories were strong, clear sensory ones but it meant sad ones.

Carry a totem, like, say, a top.

As long as I'm happy in the moment, I wish for "more of this" because I'm usually having a good time and with people I love.

Do it, you coward

I am a woman with ample forehead to spare. Too bad I can't send some your way.

I wonder what room in the house is most often died in (what's the dying room?). Bedroom? Kitchen?

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?

Today was so good! I slept in, did my long run for the week, cleaned my house, baked a chocolate cake, made delicious red beans and rice, and hosted some friends for a Superb Owl party, in which we painted our favorite owls.

A group of people in Michigan is the They in the recent story. Several other groups also did it in other states. Basically, they pretended that they were the electors and signed document designed to look like the official document in order to cause confusion for long enough to delay. It was a stall tactic.

There's a city in Kentucky called Versailles. Pronounced, you guessed it, vur-sails.

I started running this year and it has literally changed my life

I don't do resolutions, but i make a list of things I'd like to do in that year. Some are actually trackable (read 30 books) some are a bit more ambiguous (move my body more), most end up getting done by the time the year ends. It's nice.

Getting a monthly massage

What an incredible actor he is. Everyone on the show is great, but he is really, really good.

"I'm ready for mob rule" is her quote? Really? Girrrllllll.

For feelings, the only way out is through. It sucks, but you gotta feel 'em to let 'em go. I'm sorry you're hurting.

I have tinnitus AND can hear my lightbulbs buzzing. Follow me for more tips!

Pregant

If the school doesn't want an administrator who whole-heartedly participated in a niche meme of a nascent retaliatory federation, is that really a school you want to be a part of?

For my sister, compression socks (she's a runner), a box of toilet paper (how is she always running out?!), and some shirts with her business logo on them For my niece, we're going to see the Nutcracker and going ice skating For my dad, books

Hmmm. Yes, of course. But what if you decided brrrrr can't really hurt you and you will make it through brrrrr and come out the other side stronger and regulated?

Source: completely sane lady who definitely got abducted by aliens

I use them for tinctures! So many tinctures to be made...

It's why Hawaiians are constantly saying to tourists to stop coming.