MarioSpeedWagon

@MarioSpeedWagon@lemm.ee
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Joined 1 years ago

Shut up cunt

Inglorious bastards

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I have bad luck at restaurants. Order wrong, hair in food, obnoxious guest sitting next to me, ordered and paid and totally forgotten about, waitress quit her job while I was waiting on her to bring food, ordered a cheeseburger at a drive thru and got home and there was no burger patty on it, hibachi restaurant hostess didn’t turn the grill on for the chef and had to wait 30mins for it to warm up. I’m polite. It’s not me.

I played through all of mirrors edge when it first came out (10 years ago?) without realizing you could pick up a gun.

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They don’t want you to peel them off and switch them with other products when you’re in a store

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Modern AAA matrix game

Just cut a hole in the cutting board

Biden (and probably 90% of US boomer politicians) have no idea that the internet is, much less Threads.

Shadow tactics

Mark of the ninja

That’s all you need. Those games literally taught me how to play stealth.

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get Battlebit instead

I have webbed toes. Doesn’t mean anything it’s just the way you’re built.

Not work

I don’t like sour candy. Therefore, NO ONE SHOULD EVER EAT IT

Eraserhead

Hollo knight. Especially the piano album

This guy labels.

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As he takes another million dollar raise

Patch allergies

Baldurs gate 3

Most people are just trying to make ends meet and don’t pay attention. Not saying that’s right though.

High line

I just try to pay bills man

Dinki Di

Lots of people gonna be dropping GM. I was a Chevy guy my whole life and I got a Tacoma about a year ago. It’s not even a premium model and the quality and reliability is miles above Chevrolet

How do you disable YouTube shorts?

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Do they not touch in your mouth?

Yeah that’s on Ubisoft. Third party launchers are always stupid. I bought Splinter Cell Blacklist a while ago and couldn’t get it to act right with their stupid Ubisoft connect or Uplay or whatever so I just returned it.

But the worst is how I bought splinter cell conviction years ago via steam, and can’t even play it anymore because of how they shittily implemented their DRM/launcher. Not buying any more games from them. Used to be my favorite dev back in the day.

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“…. you look pretty”

“What?”

“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY”

I wish it wasn’t frosted

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Do switch joy cons do that as well? I remember some indie games literally using vibrations as a speaker

Don’t. Just teach.

To each their own but I disliked both of those games. The only ps exclusive I’m interested in at all is Spider-Man and it will come to pc eventually. Probably just going to get a pc when the ps6 comes around.

Going on my first flight soon. Will games still launch in airplane mode? Do I need to do some prep?

Tunic gave me that feeling

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Touch some grass dude. This is lemmy. Not a doctors office.

Kraft owns Oreo

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Everything I’ve found says Kraft owns mondalez

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondelez_International

Creed is good. Alter Bridge is phenomenal.

We have a small standing shower, so I started turning the water off when soaping up, instead of aiming the shower head away. Much more room, easier, and saving a ton of water. I pee in there too.

Get a sleep study done