MercuryGenisus

@MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

It's code, but without automated tests, comments, style rules, and often stored in binary files making change management a nightmare.

It's trying to paint but you can only use your fingers and also one of the other devs ate all the red.

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The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.

The Economist, December 4, 2003, William Gibson

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.

That is awesome. And maybe this is a dumb question but... Would that actually make the report of the gun louder?

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Stupid sexy Flanders.

I wish I could show this comment to people who built a multi million dollar project for the government using just these kinds of tools. But maybe you can only get away with that kind of thing in government contracting work lol

That's what I said when I joined a place that wrote almost everything in blueprints. Somehow all the other devs didn't think it was possible.