Mr Fish

@Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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Joined 1 years ago

Trump Is Now Using Straight-up Nazi Talk

So, the situation remains unchanged.

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Also explains how such a big guy can climb down nonexistent chimneys. He uses quantum tunneling to get into all the houses.

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Eating that is gonna give you fire resist

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Do you smell burnt toast?

Oxygen superiority

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Ah, a shower thought about not-quite-shower thoughts.

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No reasonable people are expecting someone that lives rural to bike into town. Going between rural homes and cities is one of the places where personal cars are unavoidable. Ideally, they drive to the edge of town and park next to a subway station that they take most of the rest of the way.

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This image is making me uncomfortable. His legs make him look like he's facing left, but his arms and neck look like he's facing right.

Is it his knees or back that's broken

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Just brick them up so you don't need to pay window tax

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I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

It is called 'down'

My favorite is still Torpenhow hill in Wales. Translated: hill hill hill hill.

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"I am the instrument"

"... so, you're a singer"

"I'm a singer doing a handstand"

That's 4, not 9. The words for death and 4 in Cantonese sound similar, I think with only a small tone difference.

Also, in a similar way, 14 is close to "must die," and 24 is close to "easy to die"

I've never seen "this is so good that it has to be photoshop" before

My first thought is what is the point of sending fighter jets to deal with a bomb threat?

"Don't you blow up this plane, or else........ we'll blow up this plane."

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The original game as invented by bored semi-drunk Scots was, I’m sure, a good laugh several hundred years ago with wee sticks and a random round thing.

Robin Williams did a great bit on this.

https://youtu.be/14NQIq4SrmY?si=kv-5NtoSsdtBs3p0

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May I have some unsee juice please? I regret having eyes.

That's not a trivial thing, that's a war crime

Frodo if Sam got to do as much cooking as he wanted

This right here is why I try to support indie gaming everywhere I can.

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"I'm a software engineer, not a printer whisperer"

<2$ of large keyring is an option

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No, it's a question of volume. Before reddit turned to shit, it used to work the same way, but niche communities could still thrive because there were enough people. Lemmy will be able to hold more communities as more people join

38 + 2 weeks PREGANANANT?

I wouldn't mind to have maybe 3-4 new letters

No, what we need is stopping thief letters like c, q, and x

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I feel like a few might see a felony conviction as a "straw that broke the camel's back"

Does 'else if' become 'cap nocap'?

mobile games pocket casinos

I agree. Small, non-intrusive banner ads with an easy close button are fine. They get the message across without getting in anyone's way.

The problem is the ads that stop you from doing anything for the best part of a minute. I don't see how anyone has ever been convinced to buy whatever product is being advertised by these, but somehow, they're the ones that are everywhere.

Yes, a good chunk of the American tax income goes to pretty bad stuff, but A. not all of us are American, and B. not all of that tax goes to bad stuff

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I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Stonehenge is infinitely more useful than a casino.

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Ghengis' car

We had the highest sheep:human ratio of any country. I think we still do, but I'm not sure.

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Conceptually useful bots (even if they aren't always great) like those two I approve of. You can easily ignore them, but they're there for when you want them.

The meme bots that were on reddit like grond we could do without. They were fun at the time, but I'm glad we don't have them here.

Bro was about to shit himself to space

I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

Does Robin...

A) play an egg, or

B) fly away

Find out here

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Mike is short for micycle