MummifiedClient5000

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Why oh why didn't anyone warn them?

Well, putin won this one too.

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

This comment better not awaken anything in me.

Can we call them nazis now?

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Maybe the tariffs can pay for it. /s

Good luck with the tariffs, fascist bootlickers ❤

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And the world is a slightly better place, momentarily.

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That is not a very good circle, to be fair.

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Is it possible that maybe he's a piece of shit?

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And here I thought that she would happily go to jail over her bigotry: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jk-rowling-willing-jail-misgendering_n_65314d65e4b00565b6234d11

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What? Better working conditions and pay make employees happy? That just seems.... so radical.

But have they considered the tried-and-true methods? Daily happiness meetings, of course! And don't forget the "anonymous" surveys everyone knows are totally trustworthy. We can even measure happiness with fancy KPIs and build a whole dashboard to discuss at even more meetings! Consultants? Absolutely! Let's throw a whole workshop extravaganza at this "happiness" problem!

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Nazis prohibited abortion in Germany in the 40s.

Just like nazis are doing in the US today.

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Why is he being so weird about it?

A fictitious rapist can only enter women's bathrooms for raping purposes if they loudly declare that they are trans.

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And yet they back him.

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"Don't bring up the past. Also whatabout that thing in the past?"

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Good. The "gig-economy" is a framework in which working poor hustle for peanuts for the benefit of the richest. Fuck everything about it.

So trump was definitely high as a kite during his state of the union.

We should stop rewarding sociopathic behaviour.

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"Chief Wiggum requesting backup. We have an attempted 10-52 here, I repeat 10-52. Attempted salad against a public safety officer. SEND EVERYONE!"

Ah yes, the widely recognized drugs weight unit, the elephant.

Back when I was into the whole drug scene (or elephanting as we'd call it), I'd normally ask my dealer for 250 nanoelephants of coke and party all night.

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"Any time, anywhere", except it has to be over there and at that particular time.

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It never happened.

It's AI.

She lied about her age.

Everyone would have done the same.

Actually pedophilia is OK now.

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This is not how you raise an issue on Github.

That sounds like something someone who has never tried to use reddit's own search would say.

It's actually quite small.

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Jethro Tull doesn't romanticize Aqualung (the old man that sits on a park bench and eyes little girls with bad intents). Quite the contrary actually.

That was unrealistic from the start. If the shrimp was truly unlimited it would lead to the eventual collapse of the universe.

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You may laugh now, but wait till the apocalypse and see how much you miss potato salad.

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It's not actually a fracture, it's just a sprain^kle^.

I'm so sorry about that, I'll see myself out.

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He (putin) said that his family were learning Mandarin

I hope he atleast got a breathmint after kissing that much ass.

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russia now embraces gender equality, feminism and general wokeness.

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russia wasn't even ready for war when they invaded Ukraine.

Finally, a white guy's take on the black experience.

A whitesplanation of the whole thing, so to speak.

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Doesn't he have pets with psychic powers? Why didn't they bark anything?

So, any concerns about the murders and rapes they do in Ukraine at all?

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Then you're working in an idiotic repo. You could just as well have have a master and an actual_master branch. Similar idiocy.

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Drinking "raw milk" puts everyone at risk and should be illegal.

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Same reason they bomb hospitals. Can't genocide properly if the kids keep getting stitched up.