MyDearWatson616

@MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world
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Joined 13 months ago

It's a good way to get prion disease for sure.

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It's good that you came to a shitposting Lemmy community to solve this mystery. We'll take it from here, thank you for your service, citizen.

Recreational sports should have no boundaries. When you get into professional sports, the topic becomes a lot more dicey.

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I do that with my dishes too

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I dono this might be too interesting to be a shitpost

I have no snout yet I must oink.

Wow what a bunch of sheep. Everyone knows Tupac and Biggie faked the feud and their own deaths to sell more records. They live together in Thug Mansion but they spend holidays in Gangtas Paradise.

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What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?

Mine was Sandy. She would always ask if the equipment was going to work and I would always say "it should" and she hated that because she wanted a guarantee. I'd always say "if I could guarantee it, I wouldn't have a job".

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

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If you just do the side quests before progressing the main quests you should have no problem progressing in any borderlands game. You should never have to go farm unremarkable areas that don't have side quests.

sv_friction -.05

Enjoy the chaos

I assure you Hammer Smashed Face is a real song.

I remember having a CD burner, dvd burner, floppy drive, and Zip drive for those rare occasions.

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Because it's not the US, the government should be able to kill people for criticizing it. Just gotta respect their values right? If they wanted basic human rights they should have been born somewhere else.

You fucking nonce

Being an introvert isn't an excuse for being an asshole. If that's who you are then just be the office asshole. Why do you care what they think?

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A mother who named her daughter Gypsy Rose turned out to be unfit? If only there had been some kind of sign that she was unwell...

Won't someone think of the Chinese crime families?

You take that back

I think that's the best way to handle it. Let me kill whoever I want as long as I know the consequences.

I have a supernatural ability to find the cutlery drawer in any kitchen on the first try. So far I haven't been able to use my power to solve any crimes but it's useful anyway.

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I've gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

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One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.

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What kind of cars do you buy that every one comes with a hydraulic jack?

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Imagine the data they will collect from the dozens of lemmy users.

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It practically forces you to figure out cold weather on the plateau.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

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Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says "removed" like, "taken away".

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It would have 6 comments max

Document every single thing that causes you to change your work plan and who is responsible for said change. Getting the job done is secondary to making sure anything you do can be billed to someone, and you better not do anything that helps the job get done if you can't bill for it.

Construction is fun.

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I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.

Demetri Martin came up with this joke but it's "I'm sorry" and "I apologize".

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

Nobody tell this guy about Rimworld

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I found out that one of the keys I use for work is also used in the ignition of a kind of bush plane. Haven't had a chance to test it yet.

I'm the opposite. I still haven't really figured out how Lemmy works and I find it harder to participate in conversation because there are so few comments. And I don't know if it's possible to get notifications when someone replies to my comment which makes it even harder to engage. Plenty of people have explained how Lemmy works as a concept but I've yet to see anyone talk about how to effectively use it.

Right now it's just my reddit methadone so I have something to scroll through but I've seen maybe 5 total interesting posts after days of use.

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On RIF it would open a popup that showed me what the link was before it opened and I avoided this for so long. My volume was all the way up too.

It's a very valid reason to fire you. You'll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

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This is the pretentious, willfully ignorant kind of stuff I was missing from reddit. Thank you.

It's not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn't remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It's one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don't feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.