You know, you can be a cisgender white male, and still hate Donald Trump.

Its pretty well established what CP stands for.

I am so happy

My experience from visiting Turkey is that they love cats. People even leave food and water out for the strays.

11 X 11 = 121

111 X 111 = 12321

1111 X 1111 = 1234321

11111 X 11111 = 123454321

111111 X 1111111 = 12345654321

What search history.....?

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Meh, I'm English and believe in the unification of Ireland.

A bodybuilder, like Arnold?

Oh, bye then.

We just glossing over the influence of Sammy Somersault? His early work was groundbreaking.

Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe

Not just chips my friend. Pies, sausages, chicken, salmon. Half the cooking time or an oven, better results and a fraction of the energy use.

The hype is real.

Are you suggesting Trump may be linked to assets that are artificially inflated? I don't believe it!

Capital T.

Ahh, Italian football fans, famous for checks notes overt racism, and stabbing visiting fans.

Dayum!!! There's a Capybara?

Thoughts and prayers for the landlords.

I spy a few cunts though.

I wish I shared your optimism that this narcissistic fuck has even the slightest hint of introspection.

I'm using Liftoff and although I've got NSFW filter enabled I'm still seeing porn, lots of it.

Still poop. Still poop.

Old habits die hard

I'm in this image and I love it. I don't give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

Just stay off my damn lawn!

Keep going, I'm almost there!!

I see you have met my cat

Lets call it what it is, folks. It was rape. He raped that couch. Just because the couch had a suggestively placed throw, doesn't make it OK.

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

Come on guys, it's nearly been an hour, we're starving here.

Lemmy see how this all plays out

Driver San Francisco had some really great vehicle dynamics. I always felt that GTA could learn a lot in this area.

They're in your bum, aren't they?

-Merchants will be required to put signs in front of all products that have been reduced in size without a corresponding price cut.

What's to stop the manufacturer reducing the item by, for example, 10% in size, and 2% in price?

I wear your grandma as clothes

Dad: Hey son, next time you're over, can you have a look at our laptop. it's running slow for some reason.

Me: Yeh no problem. Have you installed any new programs recently?

Dad: No.

Me: Opens program files, sort by date modified... Shocked Pikachu face

Old-school reversing sensor

Hello Dickbutt my old friend.

Go on

Dude, based on an average stride length of 5ft, 50000 steps works out to over 47 miles.

That's some long ass running.

Tree fiddy