NormalPerson

@NormalPerson@lemmy.world
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Joined 3 months ago

Anyone got that tater tot recipe leak?

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That'd be metal af

I can relate with the second one. No matter what taco bell I order at asking for extra anything is like pressing the 'close doors' button on an elevator in the US, it's pointless.

Pulling a gun on someone for that is unhinged, but feeling irked or disappointed is understandable. I just order from the app now and buy the sauce bottles at the grocery store, and order a nacho cheese cup separately if I want extra.

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But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.

Maybe they meant using the word settler instead of something more apt, like invader, pillager, trespasser, violator, etc.

Yeah, let me keep my eyes on the road. I'm not a huge fan of mini coops, but the dash setup of the ones I've driven are my favorite. They've got unique toggles and knobs, made it easy for me to memorize functions without having to give it any thought

Are you the friend that sold me his soul in high school for gum? Cause I still got it.

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Old Mc*onald gonna need to lawyer up

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This has been the most ordinary day post I've seen so far, I envy you. Meanwhile our company has refused to sign off on funds for the e-generators that have been down for 5 months. So next big storm we're SoL.

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Can't the master's tools renovate the master's house?

Airlines make me buy two seats for flights meaning I'm fat enough to be considered two people, so that's two extra customers. Checkmate, Bozo

I could never have imagined someone worse than Regan and The Shoe Dodger combined, but c'est la vie.

see: Mitch McConnell

C'mon, c'mon! Oh, it's a shy one!

Skid marks in his underwear after that one for sure,

Would have been great to have had Biden bow out at the podium before the debate started and then have wrestling entrance music play as Kamala enters.

A grand entrance and not having attention is what really scares Trump. And fact checking.

Everyone on our end has their texts and emails saved. It's pretty much the department head, GM, and a couple of others giving us the run-around. And we're always sending weekly reminders so it's not something they can say they forgot about.

You'd be surprised, I know I was. Just like how there are still undecided voters

Bots gonna bot

As bad as Large Marge for me as a child.

It's against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone's person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

Their bias and a wildly suspicious source that's pretty much the podcast my best friend once removed's half-sister's uncle listens to

You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

Sounds like they can benefit from a partnership with a local pizzeria

Exactly what I thought. She sounds like a Gail the Snail type character.