Depends on hair type. Conditioner can be heavy on baby fine hair. I almost never condition my chicken feathers.

Or a bivouac in which you can be constrained until you suffocate.

Total abortion bans are not actually popular among any voters. But us-vs-them extremism works extremely well.

What constitutes violent crime? I would assume crimes that don't involve guns have gone down enough to make up the difference.

Love this bit:

“The State of Florida has not justified this grave restraint, and so the United States Constitution does not tolerate it. Ours is a Union of individuals, celebrating ourselves and singing ourselves and being ourselves without apology.”

I have friends

OK you don't have to brag.

Consequences and revenge are not the same thing. If he doesn't receive the direct consequences of his actions, he will not learn that he shouldn't do that. Clearly he is incapable of learning via polite means. You are not the only person he's doing this to, and it is not acceptable.

No one said Futurama yet?

No one has said police yet?

Have you ever watched Blues Brothers?

"What kind of music do you play here?"

"Oh we have both kinds, country and western."

Currently cooking for friends and family. I let them know what I'm cooking that week; they can opt into any of the meals. I just make extra of those, and they give me $10 per portion.

The Prestige.

Yeah I'd like to see them pick between 17 kinds of peanut butter.

You seem like a really kind and thoughtful person. I hope you make a full recovery and go on to a wonderful life.

All the most interesting cheeses

Who's reading this post in 1895? Because I accidentally dropped my phone while time traveling.

I am sometimes one of the ten. Thanks for sharing content.

Painting in progress:

Anything described as "just common sense." No, it's knowledge/awareness that you picked up from your particular environment. Not everyone has had the same exposure as you.

First time I saw this picture, I didn't know the context and assumed it was from a sketch comedy show.

Thank you for adding context.

My brother and I have been best friends for most of our lives. He's so much fun to hang out with, has a great degree of emotional intelligence, and I'm just so proud of him.

If I get a burger and fries, I eat all the fries before starting on the burger. If I can't finish it all, the burger will be good the next day. Fries are only good fresh.

'Homophobic Christians arent a thing' isn't the hot take I thought I'd see on lemmy, but there it is.

According to my grandfather, the fact that he's supposedly anti-abortio makes him a "man of god."

I worked as a server at olive garden many years ago. They famously had their soup, salad, and breadsticks deal for like $6 something. People would run us ragged getting more of each thing. And we'd be lucky to get a $1 or 2 because the price was so low, but it was vastly more work than regular food.

Emo Musk

Here you go.

JK Rowling

I'll accept his quest.

Near death? Pssh. Come talk to us when you've actually died, ladies.

My guess is it's going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.

Anyone has the right to be a Pawnee Godess

Like most other languages, I only learned the swear words.

Person ordering pizza: "My house is definitely on Fallingbrook Dr."

Narrator: it was not.

"Get pregnant. It will fix your endometriosis." My boss, who was tired of me calling out due to pain.

Advice I did not take because that's not how that works.

No no, they were serving hummus. Easy mistake.

I have no problem mouthing off to assholes - as long as I'm prepared. When it comes out of nowhere, my brain stalls up.

She's dating the kool-aid man.

Come on, everyone knows calories dont count when

• they're liquid
• you're standing
• they come from someone else's plate