OrteilGenou

@OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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Joined 10 months ago

Free him and audit everyone

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Let's see, 8am Monday, Mon day, moon day, that can't be it though... Holy fuck it is,! Wait, does that mean Saturday is Saturn Day?

Three hours later

Yes, I was aware that we had a meeting at 9 today ... Did you know that Sanskrit has a significant influence on English vocabulary? Yes, I am serious. Hello?

Those filthy numbers will go down all day

Wait what are we talking about?

Wow imagine two different kinds of garbage having such a different impact on the climate

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Cut down in her prime

Wait, can someone get his son on the horn to see if this is some kind of Japanese porn blur fetish thing?

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Isn't this their business model?

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Is that a trick question? I thought ISIS arising due to US actions was an accepted fact, not up for debate

Hate to break it to you, but everyone in the world is either above or below ±35° latitude.

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The Democrats need to go off script and run a fresh face with thick skin and a mouth that can pick Trump apart.

Andrew Santino for president!

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Figma, yeah right! Nice try

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You call that gay? My rainbow tattoo leads straight to a pot of gold.

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Xitter is such an appropriate name

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I don't think he's alone. The Hamas attack was a shock to many people, and Israel of course would respond but... even six weeks ago it was starting to become obvious that this was a gross overreaction.

Let's hope it starts givething at some point

I hope he goes wearing overalls with one shoulder unbuckled and nothing else.

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Question for my American friends out there: any worry about the current clusterfuck in Congress making an end to "Democracy as you know it" seem more palatable than people might realize? Just struck me as a potentially two-edged argument, especially to Republicans who are watching their own party implode.

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Yeah but how are these poor dears supposed to create ever-increasing shareholder value with a pure subscription model?

Thank God I never bothered with their bullshit in the first place

That's how the five gee gets ya!

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I'm surprised nobody showed up as a furry, or at the very least Boebert in a banana sling.

Let's show some guts damnit

Holy crap when I saw the headline at first I thought it was an obit

Sleeping on clotheslines was the source of the term "hungover".

Lifestyle choice, see?

I think the doom is real, but we're all looking at it through 6" x 3" magnifying glasses that condense all the shit into one giant nugget, and then the easy thing is to comment on that nugget because, well it's right there, and last winter was unseasonably warm and there were some pretty catastrophic wildfires, and the ocean is doing weird shit, and it's easy to think that that's all there is, but you can still take a walk in the woods on a sunny day, and say hi to some people, and maybe make a friend.

Opposing?

Mein Kandy!!

Money

So go fill your gaping ignorant armchair with another short floppy bamboo pole

That's just uncalled for

I have an account for hockey. Laptop only via Firefox, eat my donkey spez

Bit of a branding problem here. Don't call something autopilot if It's glorified cruise control

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This guy frets

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When you ask your kids what 6*5 equals and they tell you to do your own research

How are they supposed to cater to the MIC if some random bunch of countries can cut off their markets like that?

I'd love an open world game where you start as a Star Trek ship and just explore for hundreds of hours, stumbling upon adventures/civilizations taken directly from the massive repo of lore that exists from all the shows.

I feel like to do it properly would take a decade

Trough!

Someone found dad's yiff stash and really pissed him off

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Well, get on with it then

These rubes figured out what compound interest is! We'll be ruined if people only but what they can afford!!

For sure someone is going to try to leverage this. What back-bencher will jump at it, and make a splash?

Christmas with the Krank

A yuletide tale of joy and meth