P00ptart

@P00ptart@lemmy.world
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I think you know where to go to find your people. There's 2 socials I can think of off the top of my head that'll be right up your alley!

Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn't say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.

ESPECIALLY on Facebook.

They're not donated, they were stolen and sold.

But there's been so many.

"Dictator on day one"

"You won't have to vote anymore"

Those are just the two off the top of my head as I'm heading back into work on my lunch break.

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"how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?"

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The big thing here is that polls skew right. They have been for years. This is why Democrats have been winning again and again recently, by large margins. Young people don't participate in polls. We don't answer calls from numbers we don't know. I know I'm calling myself "young" as an elder millennial, but compared to people who answer every call, I am young. That's why polls skew right, then the election goes left. My generation and younger won't pick up the phone for numbers we don't recognize. We grew up in the tech world and know better. Boomers and GenX will pick up the phone and proudly proclaim their position. Recently polls have suggested that the right wing is ahead, yet they keep losing. Because they're losers, and I'm happy that my generation is blocking that bullshit. I hope the younger generations keep up with ending totalitarian rule and will continue the fight against psychopathy.

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This is the kinda shit that they do that makes church membership go down. It's been on a downward trend for decades, and they still think they're some kind of powerful majority. Fuck. Off.

The state he's in is decay.

I think even the GOP is getting sick of maga.

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Or any kind of war.

I remember a video interview with a Ukrainian soldier and a bomb fell near them, while still smoking a cigarette he just casually picks up a piece of hot shrapnel to show the camera and drops it like he was mildly annoyed about being interrupted.

Trump says what we already knew*

I think it's unlikely hell be alive in 2028. The problem is the people that support him now, will be. They'll try again and again to get the things they want passed. If it's not now, they're patient enough to wait. They won't stop unless they're forced by judicial action and these people are behind bars. It's not trump that's the biggest issue. It's the evil people behind him.

My mother bought me one, slightly after he started getting political. I was like, ehhh I might as well use it. I didn't buy it, so why not? Worst fucking pillow I've ever had. Then later after it was clear he was insane, she bought me some sheets. Hate to admit it but the sheets were actually really good.

Bro... What?!? I've only been here a day and I have no clue what any of that means lol

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80s SF Giants player Dick Burns would, as well.

That's just a cat that works with explosives.

Because some people actually care about children? Instead of pretending to care and immediately abandoning that position as soon as the child is born?

The worst thing we've done as a species is connected all of the stupidest people to each other.

And I have 3 dicks, and if I spin them really fast, I can fly like Tails from sonic.

Or veterans/soldiers for that matter.

Call it the eagles nest.

If it makes money, then it works. Not everything has to milk us dry.

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Hey, thanks for the detailed explanation! That certainly helps, but it'll probably take me a while to fully get it. I signed up using voyager and it didn't tell me anything like that. I'm sure it'll make more sense as I get used to it. So can I not see all posts from other instances?

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They'll die with it. That kind of anger isn't healthy at all. I can't imagine the blood pressure of some of those people.

Trump needs a legit supervillain name, so his side kick couch fucker doesn't feel left out.

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That place was toxic before musk got a hold of it. I can't imagine how bad it is now.

And gerrymandering.

40 out of 44 of Trump's cabinet aren't going for him this time. They've caused several GOP senators to quit. And I've seen like 5% of the trump signs I used to.

We'll even gift you a brand new 737 Max private jet as a departing gift!

I had to sell my race horse because my son wanted McDonald's.

I will urinate in solidarity.

That'd require a forklift.

15 years ago I fucked his granddaughter in the ass while she was dressed as "pokeahotass". I would love to tell him that story to his face. Fuck that guy. What kind of psychopath is so hell bent on screwing the country that he refuses to retire and relax?

Well that's ironic cause he's guilty of at least one of those things and wants the other, at the very least.

Yup, hell get a cushy job somewhere.

Wait what? Tumblr has porn again?

John Deere smiles and waves from the sidelines.

My mom wasn't strong enough to beat me and I quickly got bigger than my step-dad, but the psychological and mental abuse was there. And now she questions why it don't let her hang out with my son alone and will abruptly leave with him when I get even a whiff of it.

Edit: forgot my point, but yes, I too became a master liar.