It was a made up example that I can only hope stays made up.

Hot take: home made cast iron pan pizza. It's the easiest type of pizza to make from scratch.

Here are some common pizza issues that are easy to troubleshoot:

If you are bad at making the dough right the pan supports it.

Bad at cooking it? The pan helps to cook it evenly.

Want my flavor? You can add seasonings to the pan before putting in dough.

Want to mix it up? Chicago style.

Local neighbors smell the pizza and break into your house? Cast iron pan to the noodle.

Too much dough? Two pizzas.

Not enough dough for two pizzas? Deep dish.

Need the dough to rise? Oil the pan preheat the oven for 2 minutes so it's watm. Turn it off, sit the whole thing in there.

Vampires? Add more garlic.

Not the right sauce? Loose works fine since you can make a bowl out of the dough in a cast iron.

I hope this helps! Saves on a lot of dishes since you only need the pan and maybe a mixing bowl.

The Mountain Dew is the 2005 logo. Which may be the most concerning part of this. Does he reuse bottles, or possibly have a leftover stash provided for him?

Wow. That is really sad.

That's adorable. I'm that way. I feel my house is a mess because I have an AC and some cat toys around. My friend insisted it's not messy. I go to a friend's house, 20 inches deep of garbage.

I've never had someone watch me pee at a doctor's office for a drug test. They put you in a bathroom with some special chemical dye in the water and tell you that you cannot flush or it voids the test. They also provide water. If you are concerned, I would drink 45 minutes and 30 minutes ahead about 2 cups of water each time. Then when you get there you should be fine.

I grow a garden. I have an emergency fund and paid off debts. I give my cat hugs. I take walks around the block.

I have really bad anxiety issues. So, it's not fun.

Not sure why, but I find that the abandoned boxes are more disturbing than the skeleton comment.

Nailed it. Thanks!

I just mentally imagine everyone carries rifles for bears. Is that a problem.

Yes. I want to know if they are a south paw before they find out I slept with their wife.

I'm seeing a lot of stuff with the lable citations needed, who is the creator?

Why is that?

Other than surgery? My wife got a cat tree. He loves it.

I have a bonus, the cheapest thing our cat loves is paper bags that we get free from our one grocery store.

You make it sound amazing. I like how disruptive you made it.

I live under a rock compared to most people.

HARDCORE GRANOLA

RAW GRANOLA

GRANOLA?

Hot sauce and mustard.

Nope. I know it's a person on the other end that's probably confused and figuring stuff out to the best of the ability. I try not to get upset because I've been there.

If it's a number I don't know and it's a scam. I always try to pick up and insult their parents for not raising them right.

Typo