I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.

Baby steps are ok.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

“I get mine right down the street from an artisan place where my husband Geoffrey is best friends with the owners Geoffrey. So divine. “

The problem is there are way too many people out there that follow their gut right into QANON and shit like that.

Dafuq is a “Lemmy”?

Beans, no poop, and plenty of farts.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

But you’re not even thirsty!

More like “when the beans hit just right”

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

It’s low hanging fruit to make fun of or reference lemmy.world and its issues over the last few weeks.

Oh man I had an HP laptop back in the day with a discrete NVIDIA graphics card. I could fry an egg on that thing.

Is that like, cannibalism?

The reports of police and obstacles are also super useful and more plentiful then in Gmaps

Shit, it’s working.

Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

Brace yourself, brace yourself memes are coming.

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I’ve got most or all of the seasons. I can upload somewhere but not sure where… any ideas?

What in the wide world of sports is that?!

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

I was jogging between Queens and Brooklyn a few years back. Two assholes, shirtless and with shaved heads, didn’t move out of the way and took up the full width of the bridge. Only when I got within a few feet did I see that at least one had tattoos all over, including a swatzika over his heart. I felt sick. Both my grandparents fought overseas in World War 2 and now here we are, with idiots in our own country emboldened by the GOP and Trump.

No but I would download some of dem beanz

Your name might as well be Osama Bin Laden

I always thought Reddit Silver simply converted to straight up 💩

Going through my old computer, I found some old memes I made from the Iraqi Invasion and made me make this, 20 years later!

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

That’s some Final Destination shit there

Also also following.

Perspective: you’re a cat

What is with theeth births not kithing?

This ain’t Racoony

Sorry Freddie, AT&T can’t even call across the street without having a problem, let alone the afterlife.

If I don’t get personal service or I do most of the work, I ain’t tipping.

He was just there for the free red solo cup

I also choose not to talk to you.