PinkPanther

@PinkPanther@sh.itjust.works
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Tell me once it's on the market. Been reading about better battery technology for years, and nothing happens.

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The Norwegian union Fagforeningen has stated that if the Swedish Union did not get to av strekene before the 20th, they'll go into sympathy strike! Here we fucking go!!! Do not fuck with Scandinavians or their labour market - they'll double fuck you right back!

You landed in the wrong timeline.

I'm going to purchase xvideos.com right now!

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Where and how do we complain? This is really bad...

I told my girlfriend (now wife) when we moved in together that i had over rule: you're not allowed to purchase anything HP. May the company burn in hell.

I now spend 7.5 how's in the car each week.

Looking for a new job, I found one that's 1.5 hours away I've way - however, they offer 3 days home per week, 2 mandatory in the office. That means less driving for me (if I get the job)!

You wrote 2027 incorrectly.

Because they're black, so obviously, they make/have illegal drugs in their house. It's simple police-math. And they'll shoot their dog, just for good measure.

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The world is fucked. Humanity will survive, but not without any hardship. We've already gone past the best age for humanity (or the western world, at least), which was the year 2000.

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It's not inflation. It's greedflation. I live in Denmark, where greedflation is increasing, but nothing like in Norway! Also, Norwegian companies were complaining about electricity prices last year and got a shit-tonne of money to not go bankrupt. Turns out, many of the companies had record profits - we're talking more than doubling their previous record (in the billions...).

Eat the rich!!

This is a conspiracy I can 100% get behind.

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This is what I'm going to answer everything from now on, giving me a free pass: "I don't remember". Piece of shit.

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So true. And then you have Schibsted, Norways biggest media conglomerate; the only way to reject cookies is that you have to log in in order to reject it! According to the cookie law (no idea what it's called), it's illegal. It's been reported to the EU and Norwegian government numerous times, but nothing happens. Fuck Schibsted!!

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Only if they're not Christian, American-born, white, and right-leaning - other than that, the Bible states it's "open season". /s, just in case

Edit: I can't tell my left hand from my right hand. They're hands, please pardon me for my confusion.

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Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.

Eat the rich!

Read the entire thing:

Of the straws tested in the study, those made of paper were the most likely to contain PFAS: The chemicals were detected in 18 out of 20 brands. Four out of five bamboo straws sampled contained PFAS, compared to three out of four plastic straws and two out of five glass straws. All five stainless steel straws analyzed were PFAS-free.

This is brilliant! Soon, we might have 14ft.io as well.

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This is the coldest Christmas you'll have from here on... It'll only get warmer.

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It depends on who writes the history books.

According to my history books, the good guys always wins!

I am ALL for this! But where's Norway with their solidarity? I think it would have a bigger impact, considering the Tesla density in Norway.

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Because we're not just thinking about ourselves, but consider all human beings as being just that. A human being. We're all on the same planet, but then you have corporations who's just thinking about themselves and a fucking number going up, not thinking about fucking the entire planet for a little profit... Hence: liberal.

First time I'm hearing about the church doing something bad. I say just leave them be; the rest of them are 100% not child molesters.

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We're still discussing Reddit? That's so 2.5 weeks old 😝 moved here because of spaz' rule, not because I hate Reddit. It was a fun time which will be remembered.

Lemmy does have a save option! I'm using voyager.

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Wait, what?

Yeah, leave Korean Baby Jesus alone!

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Y'allqaeda is coming, and it's going to be horrible.

These are lies. The report stated that it held 100% capacity over 100.000.000 charges, but VW knows no-one would believe them, so they adjusted their numbers to look more realistic. /s

Can't Pootintin just fucking die already? Raptured spleen, heart attack, then die.

He paid for the entire movie himself, as no producers would make anything that would depict Germany as bad due to Germany being a big market for American movies. Behind the bastards podcast has a great episode on Hollywood and Nazis.

Bernie. Then again, he's a reasonable person, who'd never be elected by any party, in or outside of the US.

Don't worry. After watching Trailer Park Boys, all Canadians are like this. Prove me wrong! /s

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Or... Just hear me out... One could not use Amazon. It's easy for me to say, living in Denmark, where we can order from Amazon, but it's not worth it. Everyone should boycott Amazon, considering they're slave laborers...

Alright, Mike Tyson.

I hope they both get COVID and perishes from it.

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Rapper in Cypress Hill. Oh, no, that's B-Real.

They just want to make sure there kids don't give them virus over the internet because the school beard heard that you can get virus on the internet.

You know how scary the internet can be... I once read an article written by someone with the flu, and then I got the flu!

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Nah dude, this time it'll make the snakes gay. 7g will affect even more species, where the end goal is 10g: make the planet gay!

As a civilian who uses the 24h system, I say "five o'clock", but write "1700"