Poots

I’m old Gregg

Meow

Excuse me, are you me?! Being an uninteresting introvert and guilty for it is my spirit animal anyway…

Honestly not a bad set for some foot shots. Slightly damp sand squishing between the little piggy’s, and all that…

Scheiße

Oooh gay kill me harder daddy

What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?

Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway

I would love to stop seeing posts in other languages pop up in my feed constantly - just some type of feature to help organize the languages of each instance a bit better.

Don’t be afraid to block instances if you would like to see less politics and doom scrolling. I listen to NPR and read my local news, so I don’t need to see all that here as well. I just want gratuitous memes and good convos about nothing important with internet strangers.

I’m not usually a soggy food fan, but Rice Chex are an absolute delight when they have time to marinate in the milk for a few 🤌

1. Yogurt (strawberry) and granola
2. Beef pot pie (frozen)
3. Beer

*Snack: also beer

Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??

I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…

Women are the most vulnerable in the world

Huh. A bit hyperbolic, but is it?