Pretend to throw something!
Pothetato
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Joined 1 years ago
But if I don't stop seeding I get the threatening emails
Semisexual is once every other sexual
The absolute disgust that clickbait titles evoke in me is enough to turn me away. But it's become so normalized that even the legit content does it. Now I can't read. Thanks, world leaders.
It is what it is.
It's one more rock, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
I mean sure but I think there's a few extra steps between "feeling" this way and fucking doing it.
Wait you're right. So semisexual is...twice in one sexual.
I want to know more about that blue block that they're stepping on. What does it mean?
Thanks scoob
Mamma mia!
I'd say because if we're trying to find things unique to guys it's relevant to point out when it isn't unique.
Yeah what the heck!?
Well TIL. But that's not quite what OP described.
This is fine. I probably taste good.
Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface
If only I didn't keep scrolling, thinking I'll just look it up in a second. Now it's gone forever.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
Perchancen't
I think I was born in like...9 out of 12 months.
The scale probably just can't measure the apples all together that way. Maybe it's not calibrated to see all the different ways apples can interact. Maybe time to go back to the scale drawing board.
It takes a few tries so it's more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp
Memoooone
The end 😂😂😂
Sunny side inside!
One time I was kicked from a server for using the tag killerbean because 'bean' was an offensive racial slur.
Chewy (type of compliments granola bar)
My God...it's full of stars!
So sad about Marshall and Rubble's accident. Their robot replacements are just not the same. They don't even look like them!
Plop the ham thusly, please
Dad might be a sith lord
Tragic. He was just happy to see them after all.
Fuck the system.
I like the jemes
You can but you'd be wrong. I hereby declare that a sticker is defined as having a back layer that you easily peel off, exposing the adhesive, before applying. If you create something to that effect, sticker. Otherwise, it's just glued on paper.
Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.
That's called art. And the person applying actual stickers is obviously a stickermaster.
Peanut!
High five, same. Except phone.
They seemed to have no idea what to do? Where's the off switch!?