PowerGloveSoBad

@PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world
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Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."

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 I'm aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

As an avid camper, my YT suggestions are filled with "prepper" vids, and that's really helped in planning everything out. I now keep a little vial of cyanide ready, because I am NOT dealing with those aholes.

Four chain saws

come at me bro

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This is the best summary I could come up with:

LOLOLOLOL

Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

"Become"

E N H A N C E

Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?

"Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets... unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride"

"Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid... unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes"

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AaaaAAAAAaaaAHHHhhhh the French

This is obviously a misprint

no way you're gettin a kidwich for $6

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn't be back until the next morning

From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:

McCarthy: "There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God."

Ryan: "This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?"

McCarthy: "Alright."

Ryan: "This is how we know we’re a real family here."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

God, I am so sick of these fox news links on my feed

But not me for

Cannibalism

Yeah it's one of those weird situational things. He definitely deserves to be in prison, and hard to argue against the stabbability, but when you do one at the same time as the other it seems wrong somehow

Might need to add a few more points to the list if there's only one lug nut on that single right wheel

Is good luck put spaghetti down sink sometimes. High quality no cheap stuff

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

If you've been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section

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Levi, get down jairs this minute, juppers ready!!!

He's what your people might call

les incompétents

Screw this guy and his Thneed factory. The Lorax will deal with him

"Jamie/Rosemary and 'Lance' got heavy especially during the last several months"

the shade

This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago

Handschlag mit Gefahr

Sometimes they even have sea mines.

Been deactivated, probably

A fucking miracle according to some

The Running Man theme intensifies

Yeah-- at worst, folks would say "I don't agree, but I GET where you are coming from"

That old rich sociopath? What about him?

Hasn't been the same since Activate Windows left the show or came back or stayed the same or whatever

Good luck, Casey

So there's a comet. Big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and whatever's left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Hi FiniteLooper! Long time, no see! Saw your status update about the ice -- congrats! They look great!!!!!!! 🌨🌨🥶🥶🥶🏅🏅

Forget it, he's rolling

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