PrimarilyPrimate

I lost my wallet, keep an eye out please.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

When I was around 8 or 9, I am 60 now, my father was running behind me trying to catch me when I ran up the stairs and turned to face him, I then said the words that he was getting ready to say. He kind of vapor locked and asked me how I knew what he was going to say I told him that I had his whole conversation in my dream last night. He turned around and never asked me about it again.

Teriyucky flavored!

It depends on if you are the giver or the receiver.

OMG, those poor horses!

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but... That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I am still using a comb that I got in high school in 1980.

The rapture

I can't tell if that is an up frog or a down frog.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

My father remembers this incident. I won't rule out the possibility that the second time was a dream. I have thought about this off an on in my life and I don't have any answers. Maybe the whole thing was a dream. It was so long ago that I just can't be sure.

I've heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Pat the dog and tell him what a good boy he is.

Half past a monkeys ass a quarter to his beans.

Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl's crazy about his shotgun hair.

Wow, you really let loose!