Captain Zapp Brannigan: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

It's not rocket appliances.

Yeah, but he used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

Edward Cullen

Ahhh it's 'got no bowls to spare'

Not stolen, the gems are just resting in the museums...

To be faaaaiiirrr.

Ms February is so hot.

“Randy, go eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating, walrus-ass mahfuckah!”

Slept in, set record, smoked, ignored messages and although I didn't eat a frozen pizza I did cook only chicken legs for dinner...

I believe there should be slide sheets/ sleds and/or evacuation chairs in place for this.

Just a shitty version of Wolverine

I maybe partial to some Lord of the Rings.

Eww, no thanks.

It's like the inside of your thighs, except with a tongue.

Don't forget Flight of the Bumblebee too!

The man has standards. Whether they are realistic though?

Because science is a liar sometimes.

Everybody should recognise Mozart's Eine kleine Nachtmusik. Maybe Beethoven's Fifth Symphony (picturing Skinner composing it as always funny).

Easier to put it in the 'time travel' genre than the ' divine intervention until you get things completely the way things should be' genre.

Salmon pate

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

I'm pretty sure Charizard is only 5'7".

One large Mcbigsmack meal please.

With thunderous applause.

Rock, flag and eagle!

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say.

That act is reserved for management only.

'Not to be associated with Kevin Federline'

Football Manager for sure, although I do enjoy playing it equally.

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

Peter Cushing would be disappointed.

I think there's a connection with The Rock and a sock.

Spock cock jock.

It says it will change your star sign bro.