Yeah, well, you know.. those landlords need more money for working so hard.

I was that more focused and productive person at two jobs. I answered customer emails at a bank and they actually had a meeting about me because my numbers were like 30-50% better than everyone else's. They thought maybe I wasn't actually DOING my work. I was, I was just good at it and quick at typing and copying and pasting and using templates. I streamlined all sorts of stuff to make my job easier. "How are you doing so many emails?!" "CTRL C and CTRL V and templates" "oh"

What're you gonna do, prove me wrong?

-Guy proved wrong

Yeah I was like oh shit, Biden is out, someone tried to kill Trump, he's gonna win for sure... and then the response to Kamala's campaign was crazy. It gives me hope.

What a cuck beta sigma soyboy

Everything is owned by like 10 companies. They all need to be busted up.

What makes a snack lowkey?

That's a damn good price though.

Derp state

NGL but I lowkey dont know TBH FR

Autocorrect has gotten worse and worse. I can transpose two letters and it won't suggest the right word, but it'll suggest the right word with an apostrophe and an S that makes no sense. It's not wonder so many people think plurals need apos'trophe's.

Hannibal Lecture

Ironic typo

My GF did extensive research before buying our new toaster because almost every single one seems to suck. She finally got an expensive one from SMEG. Nice name. How hard is it to make a toaster that doesn't suck? They're SO simple.

It's crazy that the worst they can come up with on him is "He gave children sanitary products" and "He pretended to have a dog".

but we've been doing that since 2016

and every reasonable, somewhat aware person has known these things since the 80s or 90s. Prior to 2016, the idea of Trump being president would've made anyone who has read a newspaper or magazine laugh their ass off.

God, I love Dark Reader. I don't know why anyone makes bright white websites.

"I'm so OCD". You ARE obsessive compulsive disorder?

Yeah, you don't say "I am diabetes/cancer/leprosy".

*30+

• lane assist
• adaptive cruise

but.. but.. everyone on Facebook tells me it's indoctrinating me with MARXISM

or lash out because there's no defense for his behavior so he has to go on the attack

Stupidity, laziness, memes, twitter, AAVE

Let's not bring this "underrated comment" nonsense from reddit, k?

I'm so sick of everything being a "fit". OUTFIT. Drip? Ugh.

If only there was a button to show that.