“You can have my mask when you pry it from my cold, dead face.”
—Charlton Heston, probably
“You can have my mask when you pry it from my cold, dead face.”
—Charlton Heston, probably
Have you seen YouTube lately?
You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
"Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!"
--Trump's Laywers, probably
16 years? That's like 8 separate Google project lifetimes.
Secret meeting … reported
That’s not how secrets work at all.
To be fair, a whale can easily be confused with a bowl of petunias.
Then write and pass a bill that reforms patent law, you twats.
"I may be forced to face minor consequences for my actions."
Fixed that headline.
Aww, that’s too bad.
So anyway, what are you guys up to this week?
Asked for comment, Senator Ted Cruz said “The weather here in Cancun is great!”
Well now you have just gone too far.
And that’s how the LAPD learned about the Streisand Effect.
Headline should have been "HP CEO admits company's products are platform for malware attacks."
I'm not sure about that. It sure feels like if they had a "normal" CEO, the stock price would tank. The crazies who believe in him are the only thing keeping that stock price up. Voting him out (not voting for his pay package) would, I bet, result in a big stock price correction downward.
You mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
Has he registered for selective service, or does he have those pesky genetic bone spurs that allow you to play football, baseball, soccer, and wrestling while attending military school, but prevent you from actual military service?
And I want Justice Thomas to admit what he did to Anita Hill, and discloses the bribes he has accepted and which cases he compromised for them.
But we don’t always get what we want in this world, Clarence.
HP Printing Press: Your printing press has been permanently disabled for using a third party typeset.
Technically, I think she said she could fake being smart.
I think she's got the faking part down. Still waiting to hear from the jury about the smart part.
I have to get out of this state before it kills me.
If anyone knows how to stop tempting me, it’s her.
Why would ANYONE think Ted Cruz would do something helpful?
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Give that man a $56bn pay package!
/s
Ore not.
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please take Mar-a-lago.
Someone please reassure me that there’s no way this gets any votes in the senate.
Seems like just a straight up ploy for free publicity. He needs (craves) media attention, and saying outrageous things is his favorite way of getting to the top of the 24 hour news cycle.
conspiracy case against Donald Trump
Do you mean Convicted Felon Donald Trump?
The Louisiana Republican says a flag used by the January 6 insurrectionists is harmless.
mostly
Willingness to be hanged by the mob is a must.
IF YOU ARE REALLY ANGRY YOU WILL MAKE THE EFFORT TO PLOP YOUR FAT CAT DOWN ON A SHIFT KEY
No need for a wall, just grade over it all with some bulldozers, plant some trees, and make a park where my dog can have a nice place to shit while I read a book.
She should
askpay Greg Abbott for a pardon.
Fixed.
So many good feels from a trump thread. Never expected that!
Corporations Already Spent Over $1 Billion on
LobbyingBribery in First Quarter of 2024
Fixed.
Rodgers should just shut up and dribble.
“A small man in search of a balcony.”