Raykin

Ah, the dead man's switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.

Weather you like it or not, we have a mountain of hard choices in front of us. And nobody seems willing to climate.

Secrets by the sounds of it.

But hey, it's only genocide until they are all gone. After that it's all cookies and rainbows.

Could this be the first judge to go to jail for Trump?

I really can't wait until this turd is finally pinched off by the body politic.

Upvoted but I wish you would have run your post through ChatGPT as well my friend. That was hard to read.

Whoa. How many toes do they have?

It's good to see Florida really taking the lead on tackling the issues that matter.

On the nose.

It's Bill and Ted's Incellent Adventure.

I'm with you bud. This shit is confounding.

Also, you had my upvote at 'member'.

No experience with infinity, but I'm liking Liftoff! so far.

You suck, weirdo.

Seriously though, I think it's only a coping mechanism if you have an actual issue with it. Were you neglected during your isolation?

I got a border terrier as my first dog because of that episode.

Not sure what you're talking about; it looked more factmongering to me.

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I'm reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn't wearing a seatbelt. So now I'm thinking why wasn't he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

You slipped up now, Hippie. We will expose the heart of your delicious plan(t), one buttery piece at a time.

Bipped in the Bay.

Not to detail this but that is a new one for me. What is a Stan?

You win time, friend. But I will return!

Although...nah. You win. Until next time!

The joke is on you; I was being serious!

Honestly though, I wouldn't be certain it was sarcasm either given the many unfortunate belief systems I've encountered on the Internet.

I think he may have soul doubt.

Who said that? There is no room for a nuance discussion?

I didn't watch the video, but based on the text it sure seems like the kid made choices that a reasonable person could think were incredibly risky given the circumstances.

Pointing that out does not mean that you think it was reasonable to shoot him; just that you think it is unsurprising.