Well, if you don't pay with money, you're paying with your attention. Do you think they create this huge service just for funsies?

Tbf, out of all media streaming services across movies, series, and music, Spotify has the highes bang-for-your-buck. It's still like Netflix at that time when there was only Netflix and you could watch almost everything on one platform. I still buy records that I like on physical media like vinyl, but Spotify is such a great deal for convenient listening to all music out there.

I receiced one of those special offer emails to buy stocks on Monday. Weren't those supposed to go only to power users? I haven't done anything with my account since the API debacle and wasn't a power user before.

I feel like their rug pull before the ipo doesn't work that good. I hope the gme bros will short reddit to the ground, that would be the best end to Reddit I can imagine. Fuck spez.

Jokes on you, I'm boycotting the game since Epic bought it and forced me to create an epic account to play it. After I purchased it on Steam, mind you. Absolute douche move and they can go fuck themselves. It should be illegal to alter a game post-launch so that you can't play it under the same circumstances when you bought it.

I don't know I one should derive a scientific test out of it, but if a guy gets batshit crazy over the movie, then he might not have the best relation towards independent women.

The question how the dog would wear pants has finally been answered.

Haha, they're pulling Black Flag so so that Skull & Bones has less competition.

Who remembers that they delivered a half-baked Planetary Annihilation out of early access and then move their product to Planetary Annihilation: Titans to get rid of the bad steam reviews?

'cause I do.

redfall

Best copyright protection for Redfall is that the game is shit and nobody wants to play it.

Ew, who still watches LTT?

What better moment to cop a feel than overthrowing your fucking government.

Then you have the mainstream user that can't be bothered to even install an adblocker. It is mind-boggling.

Cops hate this simple trick

an innovative new spoon with special new spoon features

Please do tell me more about that new spoon.

You don't shovel fries with the chicken scoop.

Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it

Gollum 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Fediverse gives a whole new meaning to "The Importance of Being Ernest".

2 March 2 Mercenary

It'll be more frustrating that reddit has become the best source of information for a lot of stuff. This will hurt in the beginning, but they can go fuck themselves nonetheless.

Are there people that take the bateman memes literal?

Yo dawg

So what has to happen for the general population to move away from chrome/chromium?

I hope the internet is prepared for when VPNs will be targeted. A LOT of free access to the internet nowadays hinges on the use of VPNs and I have been dreading the day when corpos and politicians finally catch up to that fact for some years now. Remember when credit card companies removed themselves from Pornhub as a payment method after just one article from about exploiative material on the platform?

Just think about the consequences when you will only be able to subscribe to VPNs through bitcoin. I know, subscribing with your credit card isn't the smartest move in regards to privacy, but it works for a lot of stuff that isn't that dramatic (e. g. circumventing geoblocking).

I don't think we're that far away from the endgame for the free internet. Enshittification is just the first step. When that eventually doesn't work out, they will come for VPNs and stuff like the fediverse.

Write a more stable gaming launcher on your own OS than a 3rd party company (impossible)

Consoles are walled-gardens altogether. Also poor Sony set the markt rules with their 3rd-party exclusives for how many generations now?

If you want to keep gaming as far away from enshittificarion as possible, then set up a linux gaming pc. It's not bad anymore.

That would be the funniest end to Reddit. Going bankrupt because the superstonks people short their stock.

Imagine being stuck at the bottom of the deep blue sea and the first thing you'll gaze upon after the hatch opens is the almighty GabeN.

"Oh, you're finally awake"

You better stop the shenanigans or you'll get zucker punched.

Quick, activate the McConnell-Protocol!

Basically it seems that google is losing the arms race against SEO[...]

What does this mean in particular?

Pringles lmao. Guess he hit the can, rest in piss.

Okay that does sound incredibly on brand.

So it's fine to spam "Grimes left you"? Gotcha

Wild, considering how horny anime gets.

Signalis is too damn good. Play it, yall!

My conflict lies more with how Sony fucked up gaming with their exclusive deals for the last decade or so and now Microsoft is pulling the Uno reverse on them, where I as a PC gamer lean more towards Microsoft. That's the part of this merger I personally like to a degree.

The "tech" label confuses me as a non-american. This means just IT programming/computer stuff, right? Because it's funny to me that stuff like mechanical engineering isn't considered part of "tech".

Might be that the "tech" market is now saturated. Computer science was THE trend topic to doin STEM from my subjective view, so maybe that crashed into the bursting tech bubble that we are experiencing now with all the enshittification and layoffs and stuff.

However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

Ew, LTT

Please move this to nottheonion.