Man, if I saw someone riding a fucking electric unicycle, I too would pop a wheelie.
If I actually trusted myself to not fuck it entirely.
I do have a car, to be fair. But, it's really useful for me. But nowhere near as good as a bike. Fuck other drivers. Funny when it looks like their trying to race you, and it's like "I'll be at 100, before you hit 60, calm down.
It's always sunny in philadelphia made an amazing episode on the bathroom situation.