https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml

Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?

Edit: I'm far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol

pls merge me daddy 🥺

I need to sleep

Awe :) you're a good lizard owner. Just look at him looking up at you, like "is it okay to bask right now?"

Try these gems:

• Vampire Survivors
• Death must die
• Dead Cells
• Animal Well

It's as if they were made specifically for the Steam Deck

Won't somebody think of the television program copyright owners??

Now it looks like cars have early access periods

Ah, one of the prerequisites for creating our future Idiocracy

Oh mate, they're poisoning literally everyone

I can't believe people were subjected to boobs, unbelievable

You're right, I would only piss on him if he was specifically not on fire

Indeed, in other words, just as the IDF is racist against Palestinians

Definitely the latter and yeah still hilarious

Also most smart watches will provide this functionality

You know it, maybe along with some newly decriminalized mushrooms :)

Wait staff: "oh god, here's the dude with the cameraless phone again 🙄"

I've rid myself of reddit (never used Twitter thank God) but I'm still on windows. I just got a steam deck though and I'm loving the Linux desktop mode. What branch of Linux does the deck use? I know I could do a quick Google to find out but damn I love how well it runs. Linux isn't nearly as scary as I thought

My 3y/o Scottish nephew speaks in a near perfect American accent because of how much YouTube he watches

What's even more absurd is that there are people willing to finance that

Which bit- the front? Because I'm sorry to say it fell off

Well that link just leads to somebody mocking you then leads to another thread about how the license thing is totally bullshit lol

It's times like these that makes me proud to be a Coloradan :)

Eh more shithole state in this example but.. yeah

Wait you're telling me this isn't what they meant by safety nets??

Whoops looks like you've crawled out of your hole, here let me just pop you back in there :)

That's just cloud on the right

The bird:

"WHY THE HELL ARENT THESE EGGS BREAKING? WHAT MANNER OF BIRD LAID THESE ABOMINATIONS?"

What about tech CEOs

This is why the onion can't keep up, the jokes are just starting to write themselves

Yeah who measures that timeframe in weeks, sheesh

Especially paired with Apple's 128gb integrated, non replaceable hard drives. Whoops you installed all of Microsoft office? Looks like you have no room to save any documents :(

Bunch of cowardly, destitute morons- all of them

but won't somebody think of the shareholders?? Line must go up!!

But for real though the steam deck was always going to be a better option for so many reasons

try finger

...but hole?

Musk, bezos, guillotine

Hey, tell me, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

Which is probably like 6 drinks in most states

Olives are the one food that I don't like. Seriously, the one thing. So for me, olives have always been a lie

Replace this pic with pickles though and I'm 1000% on board

Nah, well maybe, I think OP is just jaded and I can relate