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I'm partial to calling it Xitter, pronounced shitter

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn't ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear.

I wish the rapture was real so the rest of us could just get on with our lives without these manipulative greedy fucks

If this isn't theft, then the inverse isn't either. Raise your flags, it's time once again to sail the high seas

He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what's that worth?

A can of Pringles is one serving

I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it

They could easily combine to create an organization called DAFT

Follow that with "Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities”... and you start to get a feel for the playbook the GOP is using

Do it, you spinless bag of dicks!

Any offense from the clerk is certainly either frustration or a negotiating tactic. Negotiating is their business, if they're getting offended by low-ball offers they need to find a new line of work

Sin isn't real. Live your life however you want without being a dick to others

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Xitter, pronounced shitter

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma's house

Enjoys the outdoors

Child Free

Has a dog

Atheist/Agnostic

But you're not renting the home from the bank, you're renting the money you borrowed so you can own your own home

When danger rears it's ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!

Fuck Off

That makes sense

5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad

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You're running with a shit crew if they value you based on your income

Yup, India's Florida

No, he is bought by foreign influence and has discovered a way to monetize dismantling the United States

Rich Americans very much benefit from the military. Global US power projection ensures its billionaires have an advantage

It is like his facial features are clustered in the center of his face

I think I found it here. It's called Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Global Happiness Index

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This is great, considering in Chinese Xi sounds like shi

Don't threaten me with a good time

Ok, now do the thousands of other shitty cops!

If you're not with us, you're against us

Palestinian officials blamed ongoing Israeli airstrikes for the lethal incident. But the Israel Defense Forces has “categorically” denied any involvement in the hospital attack, blaming instead a “failed rocket launch” by the Palestinian Islamic Jihad group, a rival Islamist militant group in Gaza.

“We did not strike that, and that the intelligence that we have suggests that it was a failed rocket launch by the Islamic Jihad, and I want to add, categorically, that we do not intentionally strike any sensitive facilities, any sensitive facilities, and definitely not hospitals,” Lt. Col. Jonathan Conricus told CNN.

SUVs are just minivans with a small lift and a bit more thought put into body style

What kinda woke bullshit is this!? /s

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Let's build the Mexico wall, and put conservatives on the other side of it

She must be one irresistibly sexy child /S