SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE

@SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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Humans used to be so fucked up.

We still are, but we used to be too.

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I agree. It's the only option for internet in many places. I'm very happy with my Starlink service. I'd drop it in a heartbeat if there was a better option but for now it fits my needs.

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Add Google/YouTube to that list as well! Google is enshittifying both Chrome and YouTube to prevent ad blocking.

This type of censorship seems like a pretty valid thing to criticize even though it's pretty minor.

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I can't wait for these updates to land on mobile and Switch. CA is a god-tier game developer and I can't believe how much love he still gives a game that costs like 5 bucks on the play store.

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Daft Punk for me. Random Access Memories is perfect from start to finish but their other albums don't do much for me even though I like many of the songs.

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No, I would too. I have a thing for assholes.

I loved DOS:2 so I respectfully disagree with you. I'd love to see a DOS:3 with full voice acting and cinematics like they did in BG3.

I can't stand him but Starlink is so fucking awesome. Having high speed internet fucking everywhere is a game changer.

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I think this is a plot point from the game Talos Principle. Melting arctic ice releases a virus that wipes out humanity leaving only machines to become intelligent and carry on civilization.

Edit: The game is 10 years old people and this is barely a spoiler.

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That game is a masterpiece and Wheatley was voiced perfectly! Fight me!

Until my first ejaculation, I thought the only time something came out of my penis was when I was peeing. I was so surprised when something else came out and holy shit there was so much of it everywhere. I didn't know that could happen and it made a mess all over my surroundings.

Last minute addition: I thought a woman could get pregnant if a man licked between her boobs. This was before my first ejaculation.

Iceland is already a pretty expensive place to visit and it's honestly not that amazing (it's beautiful for sure, but it didn't stand out to me). Everywhere you go you have to pay to park and pay to camp. The food, drink, lodging, and transportation is super expensive already and a major part of their economy is built on tourist dollars. I'm curious to see how much the tax would be and how much of it goes to actually protecting their environment.

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How do I keep the bug? I like the horniness! There should be a switch in the options to enable extra horny.

Employees who have UBI to fall back on aren't forced to accept that starvation wage. UBI gives everyone a small amount of fuck-you money. Employers paying starvation wages would find themselves with a lack of qualified employees because people can afford to quit and look for a better job.

I disagree on the grounds that it prices out poor people. The 2nd amendment is for everyone and it shouldn't be prohibitively expensive to exercise your right to bear arms.

It's already expensive to train and increasing that cost means more people won't be able to train appropriately. Personally I'd prefer firearms training to be as cheap as possible so that anyone who chooses to own a gun can practice and be safe with it.

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I have a similar problem from watching firearm content on YouTube. YouTube just assumes I love right wing media because I'm interested in guns.

Oracle are the OGs of enshittification.

I'd like the option of choosing between partial sleep and full sleep. When I pack up my work laptop for the weekend it sucks getting to a Monday morning meeting and having the laptop be dead.

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I can't tell if it's a bicep or a dick.

I'm a motorcyclist and that argument is fucking stupid (not you specifically). If you're drowning out nearby conversation just so you feel safe when you ride a motorcycle maybe you shouldn't be riding.

Again this isn't a personal attack on you, I just hate that i get lumped in with the loud pipe mouth breathers when I've ridden 200,000 miles on a quiet motorcycle without getting turned into road pizza.

Look at my username and you'll have my answer.

I'd rather just close the lid and have it not be dead the next time I open it. Sure I could do a proper shutdown if I know I'm done for the day, but in an office running from meeting to meeting that's not always how things work out.

But that's a serial hole, not a parallel hole?

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I'd be totally OK with some of the songs from SDV making an appearance in the new game. SDV's music was so relaxing and it fit the game perfectly.

I've bought firearms online for years. I don't know how the loophole works and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

I get love letters from my isp whenever I share torrents from public trackers. I've never gotten one from a private tracker so I only use private trackers now.

It's sexy reverse shitting.

Yup I don't want Trump supporters to be the only ones who are armed if the shit hits the fan.

I honestly have no idea what point you're trying to make here.

While not specifically a dating app, I did meet my now wife on a hike organized through meetup.com. I think a lot of people use it to find partners and the great part is that anyone you meet has at least one thing in common with you.

I agree with this. I ride motorcycles and drive cars and I want both to blend in as much as possible. I don't need Karen calling the police and saying "Some jerk was driving too fast, I think his license plate said BUTTSTUFF"

It's the same reason I keep my exhausts quiet. I don't want every person (and cop) within a half mile radius to be alerted every time I use the throttle a little more than I'm supposed to.

The rev bomb wasn't intentional, I just missed the shift from 1st to 2nd and wound up in neutral by accident.

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

Doom 2016

Honestly the RATM version of this song is better than the Springsteen version. Kinda like how Johnny Cash did a better versionof Hurt than NIN.

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I live in a van with my wife and she has this as a sticker on her motorcycle.

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This is a really good writeup, thanks for sharing.

I've been gaming on Ubuntu in some capacity since 2007ish and it's so easy to do now without having to manage wine versions and prefixes and mono versions, etc.

This is incorrect. It is 100% legal to carry a firearm in a National Park assuming that you are legally allowed to carry in that particular state.

You cannot carry a firearm into any federal building however, which includes places like the capitol building, post offices, or buildings within National Parks such as museums, ranger stations, gift shops, etc.

Wyll and Gale from BG3 were both suuuuuuper boring companions.

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