Sabre363

Maybe it's not a good idea to use a media platform run by a megalomaniac moron as a primary source of news and information.

He looks like he's trying really hard to look like a bad ass, but instead he pooped his pants.

I love how so many of these images meant to fool bots are literally generated by AI

These were the shit growing up

Dear, OP

Kindly go fuck thine self.

Yours truly, This dyslexic idiot.

Human bodies are anything butt hairless. It would just be wispy, crinkly pubic hair that only grows in the most inconvenient of places.

There is no faster way to destroy a company than to interfere with people's porn.

• Mr Robot
• Blue Eye Samurai
• Alice in Borderland
• The Expanse

They prance around like lanky idiots when they play

During Covid my old job said they would be pausing all raises and cutting some costs to weather the storm. A couple months later they called a company wide meeting to announce record profits and that they would be providing a 20% raise . . . to the executives only. Then they got genuinely pissed when none one applauded them.

Whenever I see MTG I think Magic the Gathering and get very confused

Yeah, I think I'll just . . . not do that.

I mean I could, definitely, but I just don't really feel like doing it.

It's the teachers that said we wouldn't always have calculators in our pockets getting revenge.

Looks like some bad dragon teeth.

I guess the entire workforce calling the board incompetent twats and threatening to quit was actually effective.

How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope

Someone please tell me what to do

I'm impressed. The author is so committed to brainwashing our innocent children into having sex that she went back in time and gave herself the name Gay.

And some people still think that cops are somehow the good guys.

Poor little baby Elon, he sure is getting picked on a lot lately.

But, having lengthy debates about the ethicality of murder with my kitchen knives is half the fun.

Whats the difference?

I'm petty sure a lump of moldy cheese has better critical thinking skills than these nuggets

Try telling Andrew Taint this

So now artists are going to have to actually apply for copyright? What the fuck happened to intellectual property?

Sometimes getting up in the morning is accomplishment enough.

I didn't used to understand why old people were always complaining about "kids these days", but now I think I'm starting to get it.

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

It holds the toothpaste too.

Judging by the lack of pants, I don't think that's just her son

The only people they care about defending are the rich and powerful. Aka, the ones that don't ever have to worry about their health.

When my friends tell I'm not annoying is when I worry most about being annoying

The best way to piss them off is to "agree" with them in a really weird way and then just stop arguing.

It's just Twitter that is trying to rebrand so we forget how shitty they are.

Its a rare Fush Dick

I know how to fix almost anything mechanical and I usually try to buy really high quality things when I can. It means spending more money up front, but things tend to last a lifetime and I don't have to buy it again.

Can we get on with it already? I'm tired of trying to function in this society.