Thoughts and prayers

Every time I see Pebble I think it's about my watch

The vote isn't decided by how many absolute votes someone gets. It's decided by how many votes they get relative to their opponent. A vote for a third party candidate is a -1 to Biden's absolute vote count, which is a +1 to Trump's relative vote count, which, again, is what actually matters.

Please don't make a propane trap

I read something once that made a lot of sense. For the left, freedom means "freedom from". For the right, freedom means "freedom to".

There's a minigame where you have to sneak through a garden, avoiding spirits that will teleport you out if they see you. Someone realized that if you have hundreds of people running through at once, the spirits can only get one or two of them, so they posted on the other site and got a ton of people to start doing the minigame

I have to check my previous couple messages to make sure I didn't add "lol" at the end of them so I don't make it weird by saying lol too much

Lol

I think I'll wait for the verdict and sentencing to see whether he's above the law or not

Look, this is super misleading information and I keep seeing it repeated. They're first in the nation in total electricity generation from renewable sources, but that's mainly because of how big they are. If you look at what percentage of their consumption is from renewable sources, they're not even in the top ten.

We actually have a nice print of that hanging in the bathroom

"Oh, really? Well, we don't feel comfortable continuing your license to practice business in the United States!"

You know, there's that term "vexatious litigant" for someone who keeps bringing frivolous and invalid lawsuits. We need something similar for lawmakers.

That driveway does not fit two cars

"people who want Trump to be president"

Brb, installing ad blocker part 1 through 10

What the fuck why is this so funny

It feels good to be voting for someone instead of against them

Here, I'm going to scare all the front end devs "Make it pixel-perfect to the designs"

Yeah, I can't believe that while being threatened by a large, erratically acting man, he didn't think to calmly try to defuse the situation/s

You mean the ridiculous attitude of thinking that vaping shouldn't be aimed at kids?

That is absolutely fascinating, and makes me want to learn more about poetry

This is not an answer to your question, but if you're not already familiar with it, check out Advent of Code! It's a really fun series of programming puzzles each December.

Eh, not that special. Israel is doing crowd strikes all the time

If you can find a Pebble, they still work perfectly and the manufacturer doesn't even exist anymore!

I wish someone would hurry up and find them. Or turn him into one of them. I'm not picky

Black's fine, that card is banned

And nothing of value was lost

Man, fuck this state

I just deadname buildings. Anyone been up the Sears Tower lately?

Yeah, that's what frustrates me. There are legitimate concerns around Biden as president. However, every single one of those concerns also applies to Trump, as well as a million more much worse concerns

the monkey's paw curls Social Security is abolished

Or maybe it was the Israel movement (into Palestine)

As an Oklahoman... It's even worse than you think. Walters is just straight up, cartoonishly evil. Every action he takes has absolutely nothing to do with the needs of the schools or the children, and instead is just designed to upset the LiBeRaLs as much as possible. We had an amazing superintendent, and Walters and his ilk forced her out after making her life and job miserable, and, as you may be able to tell, I'm still not over it. I wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he were on fire.

If he weren't involved, I'd go back to considering a Tesla

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

Remember LOIC?

Oklahoman here. Same

My wife and I got each other a dishwasher for Christmas...

The world, in chorus: "Same."