Sorry about that. I had taco bell for lunch.
Sasquatch
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Game Warden License #0813180
Issued by the Miwok Protectorate of the Sasquatch Confederacy
Office of Homo Sapiens Management
Department of Population Control
Per an early draft of the Proverbia Grecorum:
Non spernas Sasquatch in visu neque despicias staturam eius; brevis est enim apis in volatilibus caeli et fructum illius primatus dulcidinis.
Or, if your latin is rusty:
Do not scorn the Sasquatch on sight, nor despise its stature; for the bee is short among the birds of the sky, and the fruit of that primacy is sweet.
Reporting for duty. Can't wait to crunch me some Nazis!
Oh, wait, you meant a Golem... well, if it doesn't work out with the clay, gimme a call.