Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.

"I can see Russia from my couch!" - JD Vance

Wow it finally happened. Now I wonder if they'll take away his Grammy, 2 Oscar's, MTV Movie Award, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award, and induction into the Grand Ole Opry.

Does MTG know that it's missing from her house yet?

They'll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

As a trumpet player, this meme is hilarious. As a woodwind player, my wife sees this meme and says that it doesn't matter, the trombone is always too fucking loud sitting right behind her.

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

This is the wurst piece of art I have ever seen.

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

I was totally prepared for Chloe Fineman to do this but Scarlett was a nice surprise. Hilarious!

I recently used my phone to wirelessly charge someone else's phone that was about to die. Pretty useful feature in the moment. I only used that feature only that one time in the 2 years I've had the phone but it's nice to know that is an option.

Well, really it's all 3 happening simultaneously all the time.

The safe

From what I've seen, dudes that care that much about mushrooms are really fun guys.

This is true. I wonder if Spez is already taken...

Pellet pole for my pellet smoker. It's a 4ft long reflective marker (for marking edge of driveway when it snows) that I use to push the wood pellets to the middle of the pellet storage hopper towards the auger at the bottom.

"IMPEACHED, PROSECUTED, or BOTH!" - he sure likes to talk about his own accomplishments, doesn't he?

And a lot more of him is going to prison then he claims!

"You're in the jungle baby! You're gonna die!"

OP said "disables" not "kills" so your comment doesn't actually address OP's comment. Long COVID is way more common than any after effects from the flu.

I once had a friend that preferred dating French horn players. She liked the way they hold her.

Now read this in your head as Norm Macdonald doing SNL Weekend Update.

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Usenet Newsgroups were a big part of my life back then. Games, MP3s, Software, Movies, TV shows. So many Xbox games that I burned to DVD and loaded onto my modded Xbox. Those were the days. Now I only torrent some movies and TV shows thru a VPN and pay for everything else. My time is worth a lot more to me now than back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

You have it backwards. She doesn't get a favor. Everything is about Trump and who he thinks will do him favor after favor. The judge already did him a huge favor and Trump would expect constant favors if the judge is appointed AG.

It's not funny but it is a literal shit post

You stepped on your own flaming bag of poop on this one. I suggest you learn how to write sarcastically and maybe try again on a subreddit that posting "I need answers people!" doesn't violate the subreddit's rules.

Any character played by Juliette Lewis. Um, yeah.

Business Calendar has been my favorite for a while now. I haven't tried Business Calendar 2 yet but someone else mentioned it in this thread and loves it.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

And this is why you don't put a Dunkin Donuts in a strip mall that shares plumbing with a Taco Bell.

So now we know that "vulgarity" is what he named his penis.

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it's way past the event horizon of my mom's singularity?

Specifically cinnamon Life. That's something special.

Take 2 benadryl at 9pm

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

At the start of the five-head.

If you're referring to connecting a computer to the things you mentioned, just get a laptop docking station and you'll be just fine.

A student film maker asks for movie pitch ideas on a popular social media forum and receives the perfect idea. The person responding is actually a rouge A.I. that coerces the OP into cowriting the movie script, which gets accepted by the movie production company. The rouge A.I. then infiltrates OP's life by making them famous online and rich and happy beyond their wildest dreams, only to be slowly taken away by the A.I. until OP is broke and living out of their car which only starts when the A.I. allows it to. OP dies in their car when the A.I. shuts the car off as the car is pulling up to train tracks. Woooooo Woooooooooo

Since I usually self check at Walmart and other places that have it, I place the big items in the cart with the bar code accessible for hand scanning without removal, frozen/refridgerated items generally together, everything else in cart doesn't really matter to me. The upper cart space (where toddlers/baby could go) is where I place my eggs, bread, and fresh veggies. Then I scan in this order: Frozen items, regular cart items, eggs/bread, weighed veggies, (bagging and putting back in the cart as i scan them) lastly use the hand scanner for the big items. Sometimes I scan the big items first if i know i need to place bags on top. Once I see that everything has been bagged and back in the cart, then I'm confident that I didn't miss anything, pay, and then GTFO. I'm an efficient self checkout machine, haha