I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can't get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

Trillion dollar budget for the military industrial complex? Money well spent! A single dime spent to help taxpayers? Socialism!

McCarthy: “I do not make this decision lightly. And regardless of your party, or who you voted for, these facts should concern all Americans,” McCarthy said Tuesday.

Everyone: What facts?

McCarthy: "We will reveal those next week. Maybe in a couple of weeks. But they exist, believe me."

So another $200k deducted from his re-election donations then.

And since his wife was active in the plot to overthrow the government, it's a safe bet he was in the know as well.

GOP: How could Joe Biden do this to our troops?

I'm in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

He wants it moved to Federal Court to increase his chance of eventual pardon. Fuck off, traitor.

For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

Let me fix that headline for you: " Bill Barr, traitor who supported Trump, has a book to sell and now pretends he never liked him."

So the Special Lunar Operation didn't go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days...

It's always the southern states that rate lowest in damn near every category.

"Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win..."

Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don't understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

Homeowner-targeted inkjet printers are evil, especially from HP. NEVER buy one that works a subscription into the purchase. They are garbage, and can disable your cartridges if you cancel your subscription.

Just my tin-foil hat opinion, but if anyone thinks the US is not heading towards a surveillance State on par with China, then I have a bridge to sell you.

Bullet Point 3: Be sure to attack the brown guy!

It's always 'we'll show our evidence next week' with these traitors.

Let me guess, fire caused by someone smoking a cigarette again?

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn't figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

Remember when Biden was speaking before Congress and mentioned cleaning up the toxic 'burn pits' that have harmed veterans, and MTG and Boebert stood up and started booing him?

His 'Press Conference' (where he takes no questions from anyone but Newsmax and OAN) was probably just going to be another rambling bunch of his usual lies, sprinkled with a good dose of stochastic terrorism. I'll bet his lawyers threatened to walk if he did it.

"It's called summer, libtards. There's always mass die-offs of entire ecosystems in summer."

We're fucked.

I'm sure the cops will harass them anyway.

Has he been promoted yet?

Exposure to other people/cultures/lifestyles generally leads towards more understanding of them. I believe that is part of the core right-wing attitude that 'colleges are liberal indoctrination centers'. You're not being indoctrinated, you are being introduced and (gasp) seeing that they are regular people, just like you.

He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

If only we could vote out a Supreme Court member. But ironically those that sit on the highest court in the country are held accountable by nobody, and serve for life.

He's wealthy and politically connected. Not gonna happen. My country is screwed.

"Yevgeny, It's Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don't you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?"

It has been established that he is an idiot, but when will he be punished as one of the main cheerleaders of the J6 coup attempt?

Rhetorical question.

Moderator: What is your stance on Voting Rights and Democracy?

Any Candidate: The real question the American People are concerned about is the woke gays grooming our children. I for one am against it! Next subject, please.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

Holding. It's called holding...

Saving this to send to my 'both sides are the same' acquaintances.

Texas: Dead migrant children are a feature, not a bug.

No, no, NO! It's the drag people at the libraries that do this!

Black cat is like "Do it. Give me a reason to slap the shit out of you."

No, no, no. It's LIBRARIES that are the threat.