ScruffyDucky

Keep up the good work :)

Edit: avoiding words like slammed already makes your headlines better than most of "professional" headlines

Nature is healing

I thought it was mommy and daddy Bezos forking over around 250k

Better than office rotting

The minimalistic cable management is very relaxing :)

Probably surrounded by kitties

Did it ask you for sugar in water?

Medieval version of driving a big car :)

I remember when these kind of people use to be called attention whores on the internet but I guess you can't use that term when you're shilling products

#BringBackAttentionWhores so we can go back to attention whores fatique

That is not a hack but an upgrade

Do you guys not have phones

He needs it to get to Chipotle when he's very low on energy

Donde esta la biblioteca. Io sono ummm ducky?

Wrong direction, I hope that the greeks express their dissatisfaction loudly

She went as an imaginary character, he went as a legend :)

Or you could end up in deep Xeet

They wouldn't give him a raise so he gave himself one in exposure :)

there you go :)

It's called wednesday and is (checks notes) today yaaay

Just change your email signature and you're good to go :)

Brock Allen Turner but i read somewhere on the internet that he goes by Allen Turner now

E-loon can't be hard core, best he can do is apeshit

*comodefecation

Step 2: more caffeine

Transition to a reich-wing party is almost complete

#Pony4PPGate

The father probably went to get milk

So civilizations travelling at ludicrous speed won't be discovered, so sad

Thank you for posting tl;dr :)

I see Aiden and Briaden but where is Okayden

Ditto before first coffee

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