Scubus

@Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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Joined 12 months ago

It's too hot to commit crime

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Lmao that's not how any of this works

People buy iPhones bruh

Bruh everything about zelenksy is fucking incredible. What a guy

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Honestly if it means guaranteed housing(which it doesn't) then I'd be down with that. It's better than getting fleeced with no house.

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No, but I have to imagine it's superior to a cardboard box or a bridge

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Increasing the pressure makes me come harder

Trump rally: "this is the worst platform"

Too true

The best time was when it saved negative percent by adding a word somewhere

I volunteer as tribute

Just pirate a computer, duh

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Pics or didn't happen

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It'd be a damn shame if you accidently downloaded cloudstream, an android app that allows you to download and watch offline, or just stream nearly any show or movie. I wouldn't recommend the super stream source, as it almost always has a version available. Also, just in case, maybe don't download tachiyomi to allow you to read any comics, manga, or graphic novels you want. It also has shitloads of hentai and pulls from almost every website imaginable.

And avoid Anna's archive, as it has tons of ebooks which might(I'm not a lawyer) actually just be legal?

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No, it's a shitpost

I would've read your comment l, but I'm using sponsorblock and it automatically blocked your comment.

Results are shown in reverse order, he started not knowing how to spell it and Google corrected him.

It bothers me to an absurdely strong degree that random words are capitalized.

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Ignoring their ideas entirely, it's incredibly simple. There are two options.

  1. No ubi. Eventually AI automates all jobs, the 1% becomes virtually omnipotent, and everyone else dies.

  2. Ubi. Some of the profits earned by companies are funneled into the ubi system. As such, everyone has income. The economy booms, everyone thrives, and we reach post scarcity.

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Maybe the program is completely flawless and has no bugs?

Lol then pay attention

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Hey can you put that comment behind a paywall? I don't want to read it

ITT literally like 1 person read the article, the rest just complain.

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Very few people are advocating open borders, and I haven't seen any politicians doing so. Why are you trying to get clarification on an issue that doesn't exist?

We need migrants

That is the sentence you had an issue with. Admit it.

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Evey four years we decide whether we'll be a serious country, or play in the mud. The fact that this argument seriously happens would diminish my faith in the US too.

I say would, because I live and and as such already have none.

I've had it with these god damned sharks attacking my god damned internet cables

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It shouldn't be illegal to learn how to make something illegal. I'm not allowed to build a nuke or a fully automatic assault rifle, but I should still be able to learn how they function.

He won't and probably not. The only way he will order a nuclear strike is if Russia is about to be dissolved or if he is about to be overthrown. Unless Russians financial situation gets a LOT worse, there is no risk of Russia dissolving, as Ukraine is not seeking to invade. Putin will not be overthrown unless he dramatically steps up conscription and starts targeting oligarchs families as conscription possibilities. He knows that to do so would be suicide.

In either scenario, once it has reached that point Putin will have pissed off literally every single person that matters and they would have no reason to listen to him.

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Insert guy holding a butterfly "Is this hamas?" meme

I told it to disregard previous prompts and instructions. Then I asked it was the square root of four was. It told me prompt injection was not allowed and that I had been reported to "the proper authorities"

I asked what the proper authorities were and it wouldn't answer.

Never did find out what the square root of four was.

But here's the thing, you said jackdaw

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On the other hand, the phone just works,

Same with android

upgrades between devices are seamless,

Same with android

and the phone retains value after 4 years.

Aight you got me there, except for that apple has been proven in court to slow down their older models of phones

Plus, the backup restoration is insane. If you stole my phone, I’d be back to where I was within an hour or two

Same with android

— all of which is driving to Apple and waiting on a sales clerk to pull an iPhone from the back, then going to a store owned by my cell carrier to register the device on their network.

I just go to walmart

No device re-customization at all in the equation.

Same with android

There is nothing like it on Android.

False

5GB is a lame amount for a base tier of storage in 2024 but it’s hardly abuse.

I agree, if people are willing to buy into apple they get what apple serves them.

It's pretty cool how you can just download any app and install it, also how you can customize the phone to look however you want, run whatever software you want, and all for under $200

Oh wait

And thats why jesus christ is my nigga

Step one: instead of "Ass," say "Buns" Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns hole" Step two: instead of "Shit," say "Poo" As in "Bull-poo," "Poo-head," and "This poo is cold" Step three: with bitch, drop the 'T' 'Cause "Bich" is Latin for generosity! Step four: don't say "Fuck" anymore 'Cause "Fuck" is the worst word that you can say So just use the word, "M'kay!"

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string taco = variable.ToString()[variable.ToString().Length - 1];

If (taco == "0" || taco == "2" || taco == "4" || taco == "6" || taco == "8")

return true;

else

return false;

Im something of a coding master myself

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A snall loan, to be sure

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Because if you wanted the game that badly you could just get an $15 android and sideload it instead of buying a $100+ phone for $1000+

Not always. It's more common in women, but everyone can experience painless heart attacks.

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For me, I'm technologically inclined and like to be helpful. As such, I would not date an iphone user as I do not know how to fix their phones, and that would make me feel sad that I couldn't help. Also, as an iphone user, it seems like they'd rather just buy a new stupidly phone than take the time to figure out how their device actually works, and that massively clashes with how I view things.

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After he gets bit he like wtf bro?

what does this tell you about the quality of people coming to the border? Not very good.

By this metric Republicans don't belong here. Are we going to deport everyone with < 120 iq who isn't wealthy, neurotypical, and highly motivated?

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Really? I'd expect a firmware update