SeabassDan

This is actually really smart on her part. She's banking on the most gullible portion of society to believe everything she says, on Fox News, no less, so they think she's automatically legit. And even if they boo or even hate her at this point, if things go south for Trump, you can bet they'll be looking her up to see what else she has to say because she "simply said what she saw". And thats when she'll start raking in the big bucks with personal consultations.

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Nah, 2018 was like two years ago max

I think it's more that if you can't recognize it immediately, it probably won't be as funny anyway

The D speaks the truth

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

Is that Cosby in the back with the Santa hat?

Naturally, this is the type of thing in sci-fi where we assume it'll be used to generate massive amounts of income to benefit society in a magnificently short amount of time, and then some bastard comes around and says, "What if we incarcerate people for millenia?"

We don't want him out of art school, though, you saw what happened last time.

If the work gets done, what's the problem?

This is how you realize that management spent a good chunk of their day just checking on employees while not actually doing anything, and now they're being exposed for having to find ways to fill their day while employees are still being as productive as they were previously.

Is it even convenient at that point? I don't know if I'd have an extra twenty I can keep tossing out there every time I'm trying to grab a bite.

I still think that Drake knows he lost the diss track battle, so he's gonna really try and do some damage by shooting up his own house and vandalizing the OVHO shop to try and blame Kendrick and cause him legal trouble. You know he doesn't care about his people, he'll toss his own guys under the bus in a heartbeat.

It's a bitch move tbh

I don't understand your request, just say what time you want to fuck off.

You won't really get to them that way. They'll retort with something like, "Well, the Pledge of Allegiance says 'One nation under God', not under Allah" and they'll high five and shoot some kids.

How do you think we got to this level of distrust?

For old times' sake.

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KOM TRU!

The cheek in this comment, tho

The double tap on the desk should've been the last scene.

No kink shaming on that last one

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heh

Bleach kills AIDS, doesn't mean you can inject it into your bloodstream and be okay.

He's convincing his followers that have also required cognitive tests that it's a good thing. A great thing, even. And they'll vote accordingly since they can't really pay enough attention to the rest.

To add to this, can we "disown" what we post? If it can be used against me but isn't "mine", it just seems like I'm always getting the short end of the stick.

That's exactly the reason. When push comes to shove, these are the people that will be willingly used for fodder on the front lines.

Quit hating, the comment didn't even imply that he invented the saying, he's just a rad guy.

Navy seals isn't up there anymore?

Depends. Digital is usually best for me since I can read on my phone pretty much anytime anywhere.

That said, some books feel like they work best in your hand, like The Book of Disquiet, which has so many notes at the end and I haven't found a comfortable enough way to skip back on forth without having to scroll through a lot to get to where I was, or House of Leaves, which is more like a fun hands-on puzzle to play with.

What's the difference between mickey mouse and "the mouse himself" the way you used it?

At this point a part of me feels like something will eventually happen to the people he so openly threatens, and then maybe they'll actually understand they need to get tough on him.

I gotta say, complaining about being on the verge of a recession while going out for a $70 meal really puts my poverty into perspective.

I always saw it as attack 'ums

It had never crossed my mind until now that he may have not only slept with Biggie's widow, but actually Biggie himself as well, given everything that's coming out.

If this is serious you're probably the reason this doesn't feel like a safe space many times.

Tyson being relatively short and stocky might've breen what helped him in the heavyweight division against all those guys with a wider wingspan that couldn't really catch him when he got close.

I think Fedor fits this category more where he didn't look fit but just kept winning against everyone.

Hey, they let Ted Bundy represent himself because he was obviously better than his legal counsel. He just happened to also be guilty.

The way things are going over there Sputz will probably hand everything over as long as they invest. I still remember when the canary quietly went away.