“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline

Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

The sad part is that scrapping is often easier then using the api.

Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

Small pp power

It is indeed a joke

One time the kkk created a baseball team and lost to a all black team. I bet some of the kkk members were saying shit like that afterwards lol.

As a kid? So everyone else isn't still trying 💀

I have a fix. Cut off the tip of one of your fingers and stick it up your ass. Now the WinRar-esque trial window will not show up anymore. Either that or switch to 7z (which is better anyways) but I know you mother fuckers follow bill gates to closely to ever even think of using a program that is free, open source, faster, and just over all better.

They will grow up to be a great memer

I have these kinds of thought all the time lol

lemmy was what i wanted and needed (:

My laptop boots up in the same amount of time as discord starting up. That is kind of sad.

As someone who have been home schooled I can you about all the opportunities they will have to become a gay communist they won't get in public school.

Life can be hard. Always be ready for when this shit happens lol.

When linus dies we will pull a weekend at bernie's and make commits under his name then we will turn him into a human meat puppet.

Thanks (: Raccoons are my favorite animal so I decided to make it the icon for the app.

One time someone told me that dinosaurs are from a different planet and god put all the dinosaurs on earth to die a terrible death then be burned as coal and oil by humans.

colorblindness entered the chat

Fuck it. I am peeing in the hallways!

• Water purifier because I need water!!!!!
• first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
• flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
• machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon

I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣

What doth life?

Neurodivergent here. Pushing people in the wrong direction with or without knowing it is a part of daily life.

How dare you insult the edwards!!! There might be a army of weebs invading your house in the next week...

Beware of man with never ending hobby budget

Lets start with a short paper like The Principles of Communism

I have a lot in common with raccoons then

API starter kit

• Outdated and unsupported and hasn't been replaced yet but is the standard way to use the service.
• Lots of authorization tokens.
• The example in the docs doesn't work (if there is one).
• You have no idea where the online tutorial got the information because it doesn't have links to resources and the docs have barely anything even though its giant.
• Uses asynchronous programming to make it faster but its still much much slower then scrapping without asynchronous programming.

Linux>

I guess its time to do good things hehehehehehehehehe

That chonker is a OH LAWD, HE COMIN' on the chonk o' meter.

That's entail the box is opened hehehe

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭