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My grandpa always just called it "The ant races"

Right? My immediate thought was just that is is awful communication and everyone would have a better time if they just said something in either scenario

I don't think he's been vocal one way or another about piracy, but i wouldn't be surprised if he appointed a fresh group of jackoffs with something to prove

A lot of that initial rush of users went back to reddit for one reason or another and I think lemmy is reaching equilibrium between where it was before the protests and the mass in rush during

It's an industrial park, they usually are more warehouse than storefront but all kinds of businesses use them

I often have patients who are uncontrolled diabetics. Their feet essentially rot off of their body if it gets bad enough (diabetes destroys blood circulation, and the feet usually get it first because they have the least blood flow), and the smell is something that text cannot describe. They are also essentially always infected, so leaking pus adds to the multisensory experience.

I was at a publix buying a cake some years ago and the guy scanning it flipped the whole fucking thing upside down to scan the barcode underneath. It was a cake massacre

Tv companies use those features to collect advertising metrics. While the BT can't connect with anything on it's own, it can see things like what other bluetooth devices are near by and how often.

It's especially annoying when the archive post doesn't actually contain the post but just LINKS TO THE FUCKING POST. How is that a fucking archive !?

There isn't a hell of a lot you can do to really get rid of them. I'd try to find out if they're renting the property and see if you can get in contact with the landlord/property management company and tell them about it. Most lease agreements require that you disclose how many residents are staying there so there's a good chance theyre violating that rule among many others. The other thing is (assuming that this is the US since no location given and that's where I have experince) document absolutely everything. Make a notebook just for writing down the date and time of every stupid / possibly illegal thing you see them do. Take video / audio recordings whenever possible and avoid direct contact. Then every time they rev their motorcycle at 3am call the non emergency police line. Every. Single. Time. The cops will get tired of it, but they'll be more tired of the likely rude/violent reaction from your scumbag neighbors. Also call animal control any time you see their dog running outside of their property or of it bites someone. Long term / extreme pettiness is what's going to work. Most importantly though never confront them directly and never tell them you're calling the cops.

That went way better than I thought it would

"Payday 3 guarantees an objecticely worse user experience at launch on pc version"

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

I really hate this, and you are a terrible person

CHESS ON MY BREASTS

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"What's up everybody it's critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit"

"Researchers remove limits that shouldn't be there on features that are already part of the car"

When my brother died and after emergency services and all that left we went to my grandmother's house down the road and she ordered us all chinese food. The pamphlets for cremation and urns were still on the table, and my mom didn't eat but rather sat in the livingroom staring at the wall.

"Google grants itself permission to monitor even more of your activity on your phone 'in case of phishing' "

YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

That gourd has definitely been fucked

Target shooting MY ASS

He's a squid so it's tentacle hentai

"Roll d20+resistance to avoid herpes from the lot lizard"

"The party wakes up to find all of their CB radio equipment was stolen in the night by rogue fentanyl zombies"

"Dispatch has decided to put you on a quest down I-20 westbound to pick up cargo. Also I-20 has a DUI related accident that spans all lanes and won't be cleared for another 4 hours."

"Roll strength to hurl the piss jug"

"The man on the radio has insinuated that your mother has sex with cats how do you respond?"

I really want to pat one of those and listen to the wet slappy sound it would make

"Abused"? Is it unlimited or not? I don't see how as much as you need can be taken too literally. It's either true or it isn't.

"I reply to bots by verifying that my number is active"

Your chart is stored on windows computers. The drug dispensing systems run on windows computers. Imaging (xray, ultrasound, CT, MRI) runs on windows machines. If a hospital used crowd strike, all of those go down. Source: i work at a major trauma center that was affected and took several hours to respond. OR, ER and ICU were completely frozen for several hours before they could pivot to paper charting. There aren't paper backups of every chart so orders that weren't already under way were also almost always delayed pending a verbal order from the physician.

They never planned to get THIS far. They even disappeared with the money for like a year and then just came back like nothing happened.

WHETHER I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG OR DROPPIN' A LOG I'M CUMMIN HOME TO SOME SKETTI AFTER

90s kid here: Your parents were just insane.

Yes, but you see. Lemmy users generally don't give a flat fuck about what celebrities want.

"You've a problem" actually still works, but it's an older way of saying it

Happy or unhappy I feel like body cam footage is too important a form of evidence to have reviewed by AI

God damn it

There are vending machines but they generally don't serve hot food or nearly the same amount of variety as Japanese machines do. Usually only soft drinks and shelf-stable snacks like candy bars, chips, cookies or crackers.

Well you can't say all that without saying what the prank was!

Appreciate your brother. You've only got a few more years with him.