SendPicsofSandwiches

@SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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That's where you're wrong: for nature's pocket can still be picked and it doesn't even need to be full to do so

I don't usually donate to charities because the vast majority of the donation never actually goes to the cause it was donated for in the first place. However, I try to give cash to the homeless as often as Ican. On my drive home I frequently see homeless people and I try to give money and also bottled water that I usually have in my car. I don't know what they'll use it for, but it's something I can do right there and then for them and I know they at least have the opportunity to buy some food / necessities, and I know they have water.

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It's an industrial park, they usually are more warehouse than storefront but all kinds of businesses use them

I often have patients who are uncontrolled diabetics. Their feet essentially rot off of their body if it gets bad enough (diabetes destroys blood circulation, and the feet usually get it first because they have the least blood flow), and the smell is something that text cannot describe. They are also essentially always infected, so leaking pus adds to the multisensory experience.

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I was at a publix buying a cake some years ago and the guy scanning it flipped the whole fucking thing upside down to scan the barcode underneath. It was a cake massacre

Tv companies use those features to collect advertising metrics. While the BT can't connect with anything on it's own, it can see things like what other bluetooth devices are near by and how often.

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It's especially annoying when the archive post doesn't actually contain the post but just LINKS TO THE FUCKING POST. How is that a fucking archive !?

There isn't a hell of a lot you can do to really get rid of them. I'd try to find out if they're renting the property and see if you can get in contact with the landlord/property management company and tell them about it. Most lease agreements require that you disclose how many residents are staying there so there's a good chance theyre violating that rule among many others. The other thing is (assuming that this is the US since no location given and that's where I have experince) document absolutely everything. Make a notebook just for writing down the date and time of every stupid / possibly illegal thing you see them do. Take video / audio recordings whenever possible and avoid direct contact. Then every time they rev their motorcycle at 3am call the non emergency police line. Every. Single. Time. The cops will get tired of it, but they'll be more tired of the likely rude/violent reaction from your scumbag neighbors. Also call animal control any time you see their dog running outside of their property or of it bites someone. Long term / extreme pettiness is what's going to work. Most importantly though never confront them directly and never tell them you're calling the cops.

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That went way better than I thought it would

"Payday 3 guarantees an objecticely worse user experience at launch on pc version"

I really hate this, and you are a terrible person

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

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CHESS ON MY BREASTS

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"What's up everybody it's critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit"

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"Researchers remove limits that shouldn't be there on features that are already part of the car"

"Google grants itself permission to monitor even more of your activity on your phone 'in case of phishing' "

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When my brother died and after emergency services and all that left we went to my grandmother's house down the road and she ordered us all chinese food. The pamphlets for cremation and urns were still on the table, and my mom didn't eat but rather sat in the livingroom staring at the wall.

That gourd has definitely been fucked

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YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

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Target shooting MY ASS

He's a squid so it's tentacle hentai

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"Roll d20+resistance to avoid herpes from the lot lizard"

"The party wakes up to find all of their CB radio equipment was stolen in the night by rogue fentanyl zombies"

"Dispatch has decided to put you on a quest down I-20 westbound to pick up cargo. Also I-20 has a DUI related accident that spans all lanes and won't be cleared for another 4 hours."

"Roll strength to hurl the piss jug"

"The man on the radio has insinuated that your mother has sex with cats how do you respond?"

I really want to pat one of those and listen to the wet slappy sound it would make

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"Abused"? Is it unlimited or not? I don't see how as much as you need can be taken too literally. It's either true or it isn't.

90s kid here: Your parents were just insane.

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WHETHER I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG OR DROPPIN' A LOG I'M CUMMIN HOME TO SOME SKETTI AFTER

"I reply to bots by verifying that my number is active"

They never planned to get THIS far. They even disappeared with the money for like a year and then just came back like nothing happened.

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Your chart is stored on windows computers. The drug dispensing systems run on windows computers. Imaging (xray, ultrasound, CT, MRI) runs on windows machines. If a hospital used crowd strike, all of those go down. Source: i work at a major trauma center that was affected and took several hours to respond. OR, ER and ICU were completely frozen for several hours before they could pivot to paper charting. There aren't paper backups of every chart so orders that weren't already under way were also almost always delayed pending a verbal order from the physician.

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"You've a problem" actually still works, but it's an older way of saying it

Happy or unhappy I feel like body cam footage is too important a form of evidence to have reviewed by AI

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God damn it

Yes, but you see. Lemmy users generally don't give a flat fuck about what celebrities want.

Well you can't say all that without saying what the prank was!

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Appreciate your brother. You've only got a few more years with him.

MAX YOU DUMB BITCH YOU HAVE ONE JOB

The shrimp used "ultraviolence". It's super effective!

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