Why are most of the stories here about dickhead executives

Orcas teeth also don’t look like that. Something’s up with this pic… I don’t think its a real photo 🤔

BobbyBroccoli might be my favorite essayist. He’s so dramatic in his delivery and visual aids. I particularly love his Victor Ninov and Superconducting Supercollider exposés.

Good. I grew worried—since they started to sink commercial vessels—that we’d start gunning them down like the old days. Also fuck Japan and fuck Norway.

Zoosexuals be watching animal planet

They’re calling in Colonel Panic for backup

Wait where’s all the furries? I’ve been looking for them

Kung Fu Panda 2. A funny panda movie about dealing with buried trauma.

My AI-generated sniffer is going off. (Never mind. Just saw your subtitle.)

Pretty sure he’s a Mastodon user, too.

I love labels! I love labels! I love grouping people into skin-deep categories so I can slander them all at once!!

Fun fact. Dolphins get all their hydration from their food. In captivity they have to be fed fish injected with water in order to maintain proper hydration

Eagles are always cute to me, although maybe not always friendly

Who fears this? I HOPE that this happens (I love waterfowl)

They can, I microwaved a fork out of curiosity and it was fine

Oh… I cropped it from this and thought it was funnier

Some people are into that. Not me. Some people tho

Don’t. I used to, until i found out that they have a ton of money and their begging and their pleading is a disingenuous emotional appeal to make people like me donate

What is Linux & ;? Never heard of that distro before