Shotgun_Alice

Happy you’re all here!

Happy cake day also I’ve stopped counting the amount of times he’s done this.

Lame, now Etsy is just going to be a wish or temu resalers hawking cheaply made goods, crack down on that instead Etsy.

I saw that on my few last days on Reddit. I was wondering about their rates b/c I was wondering what it would cost to take out an ad calling spez a complete twat.

God yes the ads, I just hate how every corner of our existence is being filled with ads. And if it's not an official ad or "sponsored post" it's someone trying to sell stickers on their Etsy or a t shirt bot spamming all and every subreddit. I just really hope those sort of things don't invade here.

Easy don’t acknowledge that anything‘s going on now. I’ve been watching western news media and there is now no coverage of Russia Ukraine situation.l, other then US politicians trying to get an aid package to Ukraine. Unsurprisingly, it’ll be tied to aid for Israel. This way they don’t need to preform mental gymnastics to condemn Russia and not Israel. I think the only story I’ve seen about Ukraine was about a family of 9 that was massacred in their sleep.

Millennials are killing the serial killer industry.

When will Elon eventually or slowly fade out of popular media and when he's alienated everyone around him he can go away and live as a recluse. He can be the next Howard Hughes, living in a dark casino hotel room wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet.

That joke dives deep.

Advertising. I just hate how it’s crept into every facet of our lives and it’s not done intruding in on our daily lives either.

Yeah, I would also go looking for a job that fits my experience if I was fired too. Dude played himself on this one.

My kind of good morning is sleeping in not doing shit.

I hope he’s not still alive by then.

I guess that makes me an extremist.

Say it with me kids, Projection.

Is that what they’re calling cop city now?

I really wish they would make it it's own thing and separate it from youtube.

Me thinks they don’t know the meaning of voluntary.

Well whose fault is that? Seriously, no one to blame but themselves, I hope they never recover tbh.

Seeing him freeze up was like watching the equivalent of a human blue screening. Have you tried turning your politician off and on again?

This, so much this. Fuck, it should have been Bernie.

Oh no, so how will I be able to tell a difference?

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

Maybe they should look under residential schools for the culprit, I’m sure they’re hiding down there wink wink.

Orbán: I’m not a dictator, I’m an autocrat, get it right.

Unpinned hoping this goes away?

Says the country currently striking into another sovereign county’s borders. Talk sh*t get hit.

I’m not voting for Biden, I’m voting against trump.

Ok here is my tin foil hat conspiracy that involves the reason for the Iraq war and Deep Water Horizon. Ok so America went to Iraq on behalf of oil interests, ranging from opec to US oil companies. Ok here we go, so Iraq was flooding then global markets with cheap black market oil to India, China and France. This caused gasoline prices to be lower across the globe as there was always oil to go around introducing an artificial surplus. After the start of war the surplus started disappear and global oil markets stabilized from no longer having a surplus countries and companies had to now buy oil from manufacturers raising the price as there’s a cap on how much oil can actually be produced. This of course meant gas prices in the US (and I assume abroad) would have to go up. When Deep Water Horizon happened the administration saw an opportunity to then raise gas prices to actually what it should be. After conversations moved on from Deep Water Horizon the US government just hope people wouldn’t notice that the price of gas was never going to come down again to what they were before Deep Water Horizon happened. And that is how deep water horizon is connected to the invasion of Iraq.

My parents picked out the wrong gender, and was passed the return date by the time I realized.

Zoomers, keep being weird and wonderful, I love it.

Fuck yeah.

I've been a big fan of cities: skylines, but, big but here, it's kinda janky. That being said there's great mods out there for it. The biggest issue I always run into is managing traffic, but I have also gotten better at managing the stock traffic, it's kind of a fun challenge. Cities: Skylines 2 is supposed to be coming out at some point, but I don't know an exact date. I'll also say I got the game free from epic so fee is always the right price.

Alright, let's do this.

Steve IRL. For real this guy should be the lead in the Minecraft movie.

Honestly, my guess the people working the call center get paid on retention numbers whereas the people that work in the warehouse just get paid a salary/wage. The call center probably had an incentive for you not to cancel, do the charge back, or the refund that sort of thing. That's my guess I'm only like hypothesizing here.

Good

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

God I hope so, I'm so tired of every aspect of our lives being monetized or having an ad shoved into our faces.