Slovene

@Slovene@feddit.nl
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Joined 1 years ago

Slovene as well.

Didn't he also send unsolicited dick picks to people?

Is it too sweet for Hozier though?

Mothermother fuck. Mothermother fuckfuck.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs

Kitty.

Why do they call him the bullet dodger?

Wait ... which is which? 🤔

That's yellow journalism.

That's a really big penis for a man.

THIS is piracy. Along with all the other personal data selling.

Fflagk Biden?

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Make sure you don't pet service dogs.

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"back to watching my game?!" Damn kids these days can't even be bothered to play their own games! SMH

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day

Then rerelease the original

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If a woman has starch masks, does that mean she has been prangent before?

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Where's Mr. Rogers?

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*workmanshit

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Why are you having beef in the shower?

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

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Don't feel guilty for saying no to Philips screws.

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But it's even better to fuck dees.

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I consume my music exclussively through wax cylinders.

I bet people are putting them in the "fake" side as a joke.

That's only six pieces of flair.

Dude! Wtf?! They just asked a question. Jesus Christ, why so mean?

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Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.

So it's not cool to start with: "Sup, fuckface?"

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Mmm, soapussy ...

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*olde

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Let us not forget that the one who throws a rock is a horrible nazi.

🤓

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I don't know, I think a brothel is a much more ethical business.

Are you saying this as a Jew or as a vampire? Or as a Jewish vampire? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4

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Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars.

I thought we all agreed to call it shitter?

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Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.

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How many hard days is that?