Slovene
Best I can do is cake or death.
Thank you Dr. Yap.
But why are the women doing this?
Because of the implication.
That's a really big penis for a man.
Fflagk Biden?
They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day
Then rerelease the original
If a woman has starch masks, does that mean she has been prangent before?
Where's Mr. Rogers?
Why are you having beef in the shower?
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
Don't feel guilty for saying no to Philips screws.
But it's even better to fuck dees.
I bet people are putting them in the "fake" side as a joke.
So it's not cool to start with: "Sup, fuckface?"
Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.
*olde
Mmm, soapussy ...
Let us not forget that the one who throws a rock is a horrible nazi.
Are you saying this as a Jew or as a vampire? Or as a Jewish vampire? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HAom8ws8qp4
🤓
Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars.
How many hard days is that?
Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.
It was assinine.
No he isn't! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
It's a robot reading a book!
Must ... Buy ... Garfield merch ...
Well, that's because Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
My doctor says I can't buy it. Is there a low sodium version?
You KICK Blahaj?! you kick his body like the football?! Oh! Oh! Jail for you! jail for you for One Thousand Years!!!!
I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...
He should see a doctor about that.
Are you through laughing at the English kneading dough in a trough, though?
But what if you like "you should try"?
Not just the amen, but the awomen and the achildren too.
That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. "I've been doing coke for 15 years and I'm still not addicted." Or something like that.
Make sure you don't pet service dogs.