I'll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol
I'll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol
I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷♂️
4046 years is pretty old for a tree
Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭
...Can you burn a Luigi board?
Oh, that's right! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!
Least cringe Rick & Morty fan
I'm not sure how it is in the USA at large, but where I live, I can walk right into a store and buy a gun, but I have to get a special permit to own a bulletproof vest 🤦♂️
Wouldn't want to make it harder for the police to murder me I guess.
Back in my day you'd be lucky to see a javelina. Now you just want to kill em. Must be fuckin' nice!
I'm not one for conspiracies or whatever, but I do worry about escalation. I'm not worried too much about the cops themselves, most of them are just bullies and not that bright. I'm worried about who the government sends when the cops can't contain a situation.
Jokes are usually more clever 🤣
Those are rookie numbers.
Will it hurt baby top of his head?
Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it's sterile, and I like the taste.
Hey! Did you know that in terms of...
Little Bobby Tables, we call him.
Doom Eternal sucks ass, I'm so glad I tried it on game pass instead of buying the damn thing.
If my wife were here, she'd tell you that there's a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Hoc damnum est?
Hamlet 2
When you're only havin' seconds, I'm having 23rds
Oh Don Piano
I mean, I use them all the time 🤷♂️
What's wrong with your face?!?
Well, not that shocked.
Getting divorced, but started therapy. Bit of a mixed bag really.
Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.
FUCK YES my friends and I still quote this pretty much every time we have a conversation
Well, not that shocked.
I think I just jumped parallel universes.
Thank Mr. Skeltal 🦴
Anyone who comments "this", "holup", or "came here to say this" can go fuck themselves.