SouthFresh

The currently sold-in-stores orange juice tastes almost nothing like actual orange juice already.

In other words, don't buy HP printers since their CEO admitted they're so vulnerable that you're constantly in danger!

What happens when she decides a demographic of the US is "untrainable"?

"Toddler drops lawsuit"

Doesn't a terrorist own it?

I'd like to replace Elon Musk with a human.

When're we going to stop electing toddlers?

What would it “look” like?

It's fine, she'll just label them as untrainable and do what comes naturally. :|

I give this about two weeks before they realize that it's as effective at helping their advertising as having dislike buttons are.

I am not condoning poisoning of this well of information, but I will laugh my ass off when it inevitably occurs.

“Google to shutter human brains”

Why anyone teams up with a company with its greatest achievement being a high score on the “I wish they hadn’t shut that down” list, is beyond my understanding.

The most disturbing thing about this is the fact that when I saw this image, I couldn't immediately figure out which of our current hellscapes was being protested.

I shouldn't have to wonder WHICH disaster a display of coffins is supposed to represent.

Mine

Too many, way, way too many,

Awesome work, and thank you for all of this, it is appreciated!

Seems like that response from the CEO was a bit of a quality escape

Looks to me like he’s awesome.

Film for 20 minutes to get 5.

I can't recall a time where searching for news on Google was functional

I see 3 boxes of 3M 5.25" floppy disks, and to my knowledge a terminal wouldn't have reason for those.

Someone call CPS on this woman. Elon Musk has the brain capacity of a 4 year old, this should be considered child abuse.

/s just in case

Imagine how much nicer the world would be if more people imagined pooploons at all.

Privacy Schmivacy

Not the guy you were replying to.

You've asked why crypto is hated by other people. The vast majority of people who have any experience with crypto... will be people who were victims of rug-pulls. A natural response to a first experience being bad is distaste. This isn't the price of freedom, it's the price of personal responsibility and ignorance.

How many of these grand projects have been canceled?

Baseball tickets, I find nothing rewarding about watching baseball.

Florida Republicans - Putting the Plan back in Plantation

Had to go too far for BNC. You don't often question of that's seated properly... just if it's terminated properly

Or worse.

awkwardly sighs in 'murica

The real indicator is Language + Puns.

Like their changes to Campfire Cabal, Volition, and Radical Designs have massively enhanced game development?

How do you know? They're not even holding instruments!

Windows 10.1

Jeasus

Shrimpulatiry or Singulariprawn?

The House Bunny

Someone gave this flu the wrong name.

Now we're militarizing blankets?

Convenient she's been pimping out ColonialPenn life insurance. :|