The first panel is popular media, not computer scientists.

The computer scientist would write papers about how they adapted principles of the alien technology to our stuff.

Remember, if you say something good or bad to someone, always include if and how much you whish for them to kill themselves.

Processors might no longer get twice as fast every few years, but now we can use the power of servers to write software that runs even slower.

No way, you met json irl?

The rainbow beam takes more curves and turns into the rainbow road. Mario, Luigi and Bowser drive out of the hole with their carts.

Do you see these wind turbines? Disgusting! An asparagus-isation of the landscape!

Back to doing their normal femboy stuff?

Steps to fix:

• Shut down your pc.
• Install a proper OS, i.e. a linux distribution.
• Be happy.

Our website is using ssl, to keep you protected.™

Don't close the browser.

Is she showing her middle finger? Can't see due to image quality issues.

I like the sand cat:

It looks like it gets distracted all the time and starts new side projects.

The G looks like a C to me.

Why is the snail so large?!

Can someone explain the title to me? Is it short for pikachu API?

Is there a programming language equivalent for this?

This image felt so harmless, but then I saw the eye. Aaahhh.

Die Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.

Just eat something else?

Nice captcha.

Why are they talking about a bear but showing a picture of nothing but a tree?

Definitely left. Right one won't be optimized. (And there are so many some mistakes in your inline asm...)

Why not recommended though?

What's on the chip?

The rainbow unicorn moves to the border of the table and casts a beam into the hole.

Kinda reminds me of this:

I like how this depicts how rust is designed more top down and C++ is designed bottom up.

How compiler builders see peppa:

https://www.deviantart.com/ian-exe/art/Peppa-pig-front-face-743773121

I think these two pigs are the best comparison of rust and c++ I've ever seen. Also considering the aesthetics, it's so accurate.

Nice skin coloured trousers and noodle burger.

We all know the issues they're having because of the missing seatbelts. Now imagine someone of them wearing rollerblades.

The real lurkers don't even register.

Probably a bit too heartwarming for their taste.

Should I cut the blue or the red?

Your meme doesn't work in the age of floating point numbers.

Suggestion: "1.0/x for x>0→0.0 goes against infinity, so 1.0/0.0 is infinity."

The pieces in the extra bright area at the left are getting a sunburn.

Have you heard of the demon core yet? https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2593:_Deviled_Eggs

The puppies are mostly nude already.

You're seriously telling me someone would ever voluntarily go from the land of freedom back into the dirty prison cell they came from?

That lid looks like the eye of mordor.