Tdarr is probably your best bet. Its main focus is video but it used ffmeg as the backend, so anything it supports is supported in Tdarr (theoretically)

https://home.tdarr.io/

You may need to configure ffmeg arguments in the tdarr step chain if there isn't a default step you can use.

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I have seen people get nice furniture second hand like a half cupboard/storage unit/etc from second hand shops and install racks into them and mount everything in there and cut some vent holes at the back.

For extra points wack some flowers and a photo of your wife on top with a doyley.

I have seen one guy even model the air flow on his computer to find the right ventilation setup

I can only partially answer this. Humans cannot sense moisture on the skin, only temperature and tactile (e.g. something on the skin, or moving along the skin like a droplet)

Something that cannot transfer heat would, I assume, feel not like putting a hand in water, but rather something....else?