Keep him on the toilet
Still gonna wait for the official release instead of pre ordering. That and might be good to wait and see what Nintendo might do.
I honestly would go back to reddit for the nitch communities that will have a hard time re building e.g titanfall, beans in things, ect. But this will definitely be my new home and I would try and push for those communities to migrate here.
Maybe hombrew but as far as I know you need some sort of adapter like 8bitdo universal adapter