SternburgExport

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Joined 1 years ago

sieben

Yes?

Stealing from the artists? But that is already Spotifys job.

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Nah Jobs didn't do anything himself. From Wozniaks first computer up to the multitouch display for the iPhone, all of these things were just bought/stolen/copied. Jobs just knew how to put these technologies into something that would sell.

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how to not pass the vibe check

Through the magic of spreading misinformation online

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And no bicycles. Or bike lanes.

Nooo… that was my goto rom archive after emuparadise went down. F u Nintendo I‘m not paying a monthly subscription to play retro games.

All I see are Leafy and Keemstar

Some will even call those unofficial. I'd say they're fanmade.

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Cables are fine until that stupid clip breaks off and every nudge unplugs the fucking cable ever so slightly that it doesn't work but you can't see it.

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This is exactly how I imagine Florida

I drink a lot. Mostly to forget.

But sometimes I drink so much, I don't remember what I was trying to forget.

Now I remember.

I need a drink.

jokes aside please don't let this shit be real

I‘m both

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that car is indeed a vibe

excuse me but its “Das Transgenderhaifischplüschtier“

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Doesn’t surprise me with those panel gaps.

Even getting ads about something I talked about is bad enough.

That's also the reason I regulary scream "hookers and cocaine" into my phone.

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Ngl this goes hard

Fast and Furious on bicycles and suddenly shifting through 21 gears isn't unrealistic anymore.

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try selling a locked iPhone

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How to spot a linux user: You don't. They'll tell you. Unquestioned.

proof that i will laugh at basically anything at this point

Are you fucking kidding me? I was looking forward to sideloading so I could play some emulators on the last iOS device I have. Well at least that‘s my last iPad since the new one is complete trash.

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Doesn't even surprise me anymore. Rockstar has gone to shit.

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Having to install an app to use your cameras flash as a flashlight. Wild times.

me after listening to amish paradise

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Why is the boykisser asking the gogo fume huffer about his transmission?

The end of an era.

rip you will be missed

GTA VI takes place in Vice City which is Rockstars version of Miami.

The Linux circlejerk is at it again

Hes called Rich White lmao you can‘t make that shit up.

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This only works one way around tho. If we want to work less hours a week we're lazy and don't want to embrace a better work-life-balance or something.

Autism

Source: Am autistic, wear nothing but Casios

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ssself

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Wait. I‘m autistic and none of those. What does that make me?

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Easy one.

The gun and the bullets to shoot myself.

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