I read it that way too.

Well...you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.

A more interesting pic:

*Editing to say I didn't notice the sub, and I don't mean to suggest the OP pic was subpar. I just got excited and wanted to share the other images too.

I hit the 50 cap, then deleted about 30 unnecessary notes, and STILL couldn't create more notes.

I replaced it with Draft Notes.

Justin Sane, frontman of punk rock's Anti-Flag, was recently accused of "predatory behavior, sexual assault, and statutory rape."

Allegedly he'd eyefuck girls from the stage during shows in a very "That's right, I'm a rockstar, lookin' at you" kind of way, and somehow get them invited backstage later.

His bandmates disbanded after the news broke. Bandmates say they weren't aware, that they stand with the victims, and they condemn his actions.

I saw Anti-Flag at a small venue years back and it makes me wonder if it happened to fellow concertgoers that night.

I'm a big fan of Rise Against. Try these tracks out:

• Architects
• Welcome to the Breakdown
• A Gentleman's Coup
• Megaphone
• Holding Patterns

and Bad Religion:

• American Jesus
• Meeting of the Minds
• The Resist Stance

"Creepy head tilt to the side" in horror. It's not scary anymore.

The ziplock bag of bullets LOLOL

I miss u/shittymorph

We're rich!

I have to submit weekly files to a vendor every Tuesday, but I can't see the vendor-side result until a report generates. They show us a 10 minute timer that I'm positive is just that, an animation. Some days the countdown skips from 9 minutes to Donev every try. Other days the timer hits zero and gets replaced with a "We're still working..." message for another 5-10 minutes.

I'm positive the timer is the vendor's way of forcing people to have at least 10 minutes of patience.

My older teammate reads that timer as gospel and flips their shit the moment it hits zero when really they just needed to give it a couple more minutes. One of their calls I overhear all the time is to the vendor saying "Oh, well it's finished now, after I called you."

Needs more Aztec death whistle

Blue samsquanch on the right edge

GT is why I have Garbage's As Heaven Is Wide on my driving playlist.

I learned the word "disgorge" from this article.

His pants boner goes straight through the table.

You risk denying Robo his shrine.

I love your comment. As someone who's perpetually hung up on others' misaligned discourse on major issues, it feels so refreshing to see it pointed out and articulated better than I could've done.

Even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation.

VVVVVV

I second the Dear Esther mention. I almost feel like it's a dead body starting at me from my Steam library for the past decade+.

My best friend from high school had one with a broken stand/tripod. Everything else worked fine but you needed to lay on your back and balance it on your face, and end up with a big red ring around your face after. I remember Wario jumping from foreground to background and back.

I've had clumsy moments as time goes on, and I've thought about this before, but in my case I can chalk it up to two big things:

1.) I've gained weight, and I believe there's a correlation between aging and gaining weight. Certain maneuvers are noticeably harder. I seem more top-heavy than in my memories of being younger.

2.) I have KIDS. I have almost died so many times because we're disorganized and my kids' crap is EVERYWHERE. I've had one broken toe, countless foot bruises, surprise falcon kicks to baby skulls, and several instances of "Why, child, have you crawled under my feet, from behind me, while I briskly walk to the bathroom? Well I don't want to maim or kill you, so....Guess I'll die aka avoid putting any weight on that foot and toss my body as far away from theirs as possible during planetfall btw Did you know plastic cups explode if crushed just right?" Likelihood of having kids correlates with age, I assume.

Now...you listed several mental things besides physical. So I guess I'm only speaking to physical clumsiness :P

I keep seeing My Time at Portia and think I might like it, but I haven't taken the plunge yet.