Guacamelee! 1 and 2 are the free games this week on the epic game store
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Well, you can spend 300-400 or you can buy a "portable bidet bottle" and clean your asshole with warm water. You'll still need to use some toilet paper (or maybe a towel) to dry, but you'll be spending $15 more or less and you can carry it with you when you travel.
Sorry, when I said Europe I meant the european union.
I'm from Spain, it's not uncommon unfortunately, but that's because the flag is appropriated by the right and far right and if you see someone with one you can be 90% sure of the type (homophobe, anti abortion, bullfighting supporter, climate change denier, etc etc)
There is also the pico that costs more or less the same iirc. Although it's not available worldwide and the company was bought by bytedance not long ago, so...
2.5 million copies sold in EA, but barely got a mention? ok...
Yes they have. I think that it's not a law from the european union but a directive that then each country has to apply locally, but just with a simple search I found things like these:
https://variety.com/2022/digital/global/netflix-30-europe-content-quota-avms-1235286587/
https://looperinsights.com/what-do-new-european-content-laws-mean-for-streaming-services/
https://www.businessinsider.com/netflix-amazon-prime-video-eu-law-local-content-2018-9
I've been using a 0.5L one for years now. Usually it's enough, but there are times that when I dry (with toilet paper) I see that I need a little more cleaning and then I either finish with the paper or refill the bottle and try again.
Well... you buy a license normally. The only online service that I know that give you a real copy of the game and it's yours forever is gog, and they don't sell too many modern games...
Age of wonders 4! It's been awhile since I got so engaged with a 4x, and this one's got a pretty decent combat system to boot (turn based tactical).
Yeah, it's also my favorite game of all time. But I'm conflicted about recommending it to a lot of people...
I'll probably get one at some point, but to test if it was good or not I got a "portable" one (it's basically a bottle with a special nozzle) and I've been using that for years now, with the advantage that it's, well, portable, and you can take it with you on vacations and the like!
It's like this:
https://eu-browse.startpage.com/av/anon-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F71zhLrpWVVL.jpg&sp=1688454897T181dbaa7a258905811055b89b1acdb559c6420aa640cd8edb2da8f65490f756c
The same devs have also desperados 3, and it's also super good (it's on gamepass also if I recall correctly). It's at 50% now: Desperados III