To be fair, hordes of people believing in the Anti-Christ is also supposed to be one of the signs

The gas stoves themselves aren't the only reason, but they help contribute to a lower lifespan. Also 2 years over the course of, like, 75 years? Yeah that sounds about right

He did not die in captivity, that happened back in the 80s for anyone like me who got confused by the headline

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it felt like the industry jerking itself off

I mean, that's pretty much ALL awards shows

How the fuck is "acquitted conduct sentencing" allowed and not a flagrant violation of justice? What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?

Literally never heard of Trello in my life until today...when my boss sent me a link to join their board...

This is extremely simplistic and reductive, but essentially, after JD Vance was named Trump's VP, someone made a shit post saying 'Wow, I can't believe he said he had sex with a couch, that's wild'. To their slight credit, the same person commented like an hour later admiting it was all a lie (they just posted the Arthur meme of "You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?"), but that didn't really matter and it got shared around a lot, mostly by people who knew it was fake news but still thought it was funny anyway.

Later that week, AP News did a fact check on it (because, sadly, they have to do A LOT of false-fact debunking) and they essentially said "JD Vance did not have sex with a couch". HOWEVER, they have an internal policy that says their fact-checks must say only the truth, even if they have to be extremely specific in their wording. Since they originally said "No, he has never had sex with a couch" but, technically speaking, unless they've been spying on him for his entire life, there's no way to actually PROVE that, so they had to take it down. Lots of people saw it get taken down and jumped on that fact as a 'Well, then he must have done it, obviously' and the memes continued.

Fast forward to today, and some FOX host who probably still uses Yahoo as their search engine and has no connection with meme culture is demanding the video proof that they presume to exist despite no one EVER saying that there's proof.

Hope that answered most of your questions

Edit: slightly wording fix

This case promises to be extraordinarily complex

Does it? It seems pretty clear to me that the state of Texas does not have any authority over a children's hospital over 1000 miles outside of its jurisdiction. What exactly is complex about this?

I'm not as eloquent as many of the other comments, so I'll just save us all some time... fuck you

What happens when they're not just saying the quiet part out loud but shouting it from the rooftops and half the country doesn't seem to even notice? Is there a term for this? Like, willful deafness?

My favorite part was when the 49s set a record for the longest FG in a Super Bowl, and then less than an hour later the Chiefs broke that record

In what way? The article mainly presents historical facts, not ideological theories. And when it does present theories, it does so within the historical context surrounding it. That was the whole point of the article, that one's view of history directly relates to their political leaning. If you want to be fair and balanced but refuse to acknowledge that one side is clearly doing more criminal/immoral acts and/or just straight up lying than the other party, then you're not being fair at all; you're giving false credibility to an obvious conman simply because you don't want to admit you've been played

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Pretty sure it's an endorsement

Pay a data broker for Dr. Phil's home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it

Some of the earliest Roman historians (like way, way back in the early Republic, before they even did any conquering) used to bemoan the laziness and 'softness' of the current generation compared to the past. Thinking the previous generations were better is a human tradition older than any other aspect of civilization

Andy Weir (author of The Martian and others) once wrote a short story called The Egg that was kinda similar in premise (though obviously not as a meme). You can read it here It's maybe a 5 minute read, very good

How the world seems to be more and more fucked up every single day and how the vast majority of us simply don't seem to care. Climate change, corporations quickly becoming the new States, politicians who just lie and lie with no consequences, AI being viewed as the magical cure-all for all these problems when really it'll just make bad decisions easier to justify, and most of all, how people seem to view everyone else around them with more and more suspicion which eliminates even the faint hope we have of working together to solve some of these. Idk, take your pick, they all have the potential to be the death of us

In what way? The article mainly presents historical facts, not ideological theories. And when it does present theories, it does so within the historical context surrounding it. That was the whole point of the article, that one's view of history directly relates to their political leaning. If you want to be fair and balanced but refuse to acknowledge that one side is clearly doing more criminal/immoral acts and/or just straight up lying than the other party, then you're not being fair at all; you're giving false credibility to an obvious conman simply because you don't want to admit you've been played

Wolfman's got nards

Uh, that's not really the point? If you're making a product that aims to promote safety and save lives, then you shouldn't be able to cancel it at the will of the company. It would be like waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor telling you "Hey, looks like your anesthesia subscription expired, so unless you've got an extra $20 in your pocket right now, then we're just going in raw." If you absolutely NEED the extra money as part of your business model or whatever, then just charge them AFTER the service is used. Don't just fucking turn the airbag off with no warning because they're behind on a payment

Personally, I prefer turn-based because I have literally all the time I want to make decisions. I mostly play strategy games regardless (and against an AI at that), but something like XCOM is a lot less stressful than Age of Empires because I don't constantly feel like I'm falling behind if I take an extra few seconds to check something

Did you even read the rest of the article? Or did you just Ctrl+F "Trump" and "Harris"?

They definitely deserve flak for TRYING to overthrow sovereign governments, but you're right in that the vast majority of their attempts failed spectacularly

I'd say at least half of all modern nations, but yeah the US is one of the better examples

I ask myself this question every day. I'm starting to think that once enough people just independently start burning, it'll eventually spread to the rest of the population like wildfire (pun absolutely intended)

While, I do believe you, random internet meme person, but I'mma still need to see some sources for that

Pinch and zoom. Aka touch your screen with 2 fingers kinda close together, maybe an inch apart, then slowly spread your asshole and insert the fingers

Somebody get this man some ice to fry!

They are in the middle of summer down there, so that doesn't help... but you're not wrong in that those numbers are way, WAY too high

Watch Snowpiercer

Only for people who don't look exactly like them

Oh there's more, just drawn by...different artists

I don't remember most of his (alleged) crimes, but he basically started a commune in the Vermont wilderness, populated it with young adults just over the age of consent, and gave them as many drugs as Hollywood money can buy. One girl ended up going to the hospital (and probably a lot of therapy) from an acid overdose; she didn't die, but she did trip balls for about 4 days without any sleep

You know there's more than one version of the Bible, right?

Ahti is GOATed

Well, I wouldn't be respecting your rights as a woman if I didn't steal your phrase and take all the credit for myself, a man. I'm sure you understand

Like another comment said, your best source is going to be their own websites. But from an outsider's perspective, their motive seems to be taking the good ideas from the Abrahamic religions (love your neighbor, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, etc) and replacing some of their worse tendencies (close-minded devotion to YOUR interpretation of God and anything less will send you to Hell) with their polar opposites: "Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world" (Tenet V from The Satanic Temple's website)

Wait until he hears about the shipping container wall at UC Berkley